h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

i haven' lived, not heard much of foo fighters and never swum neked

letters you don't pronounce in words e.g. 'u' in 'pronounce'
or
people spelling someones name wrong so you can't find it in a database?

Letters that you don't pronounce! (the database scenario is just too annoying!)

magnets or paperclips?

magnets, coz you can pick paperclips up with them!

sprite or coke?

Coke especially if I can have cherry coke but nit that fowl vanilla nonsense.



Getting into a bed with nice clean sheets after youve showered when youve had a long hard day,

OR

jumping in puddles wiht your wellies on.

Jumping in puddles. I'm the one who has to put the 'nice clean sheets' on the bed in the first place, and the duvet cover is a pain in the a$$ to do by myself.

Taking an elderly dog for a *very* slow walk or attacking a load of brambles in your garden

Attacking the brambles - much more satisfying if you're in a bad mood




hand weeding OR pouring some chemicals on the path

Hand weeding much kinder to the



Gas bills that surprise you by telling you your in credit

OR

birhtday cards where your name is spelt wrong?

Definitely the gas bills


Bank Holiday Fridays OR Bank Holiday Mondays

Bank Holiday Mondays

Singing or dancing?

Singing. Unless it's opera.

The keyboard or the mouse?

[erm] Tough one. Dancing, I suppose, but it depends on the kind of dancing. I like line dancing, and I'd probably enjoy ballroom dancing and Scottish dancing if I could do it. But the jigging about that passes as dancing at clubs and discos - forget it. As for singing, I'm what Stephen Fry described as 'tone dumb'. I'm fine if I'm singing when there's nobody around, but give me an audience and my voice is all over the place.

Cleaning the bathroom or vacuuming the stair carpet

Ooh, I was gonna ask that one the other day! I think we're all quite inspired by office equipment in this game!

I'm gonna say keyboard, although I have my "mouse" days too.

Driving or being the person reading the map?

Vacuuming (Simulpost, someone answer mine)

Depends on what for. Keyboard can be used for cursor control, but you can't type with a mouse. Keyboard, I guess

Cleaning the bathroom or vacuuming the stair carpet

Oh okay

Reading the map. It's not as nauseating facing down

Riding on a Unicycle or a bicycle?

Aargh! Too many people posting at once!

Cleaning the bathroom (I'm scared of the hoover)

Chicken or beef?

That was without a doubt the most amazing mass of simulposts ever

Chicken

chicken

turkey or duck?

keyboards, because thye have more buttons.
Vacuuming the stairs, arent bathrooms self cleaning?
Singing, even though I cant.




rugby or football?