h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Those yellow post it notes are worse cos they fill you with promise of stickiness, then break your heart by fluttering away.

staples or paper clips?

staples, well until i staple my own finger anyway

those horrible plastic things that you put yor pens and rulers and rubbish in, that you can't get to the bottom to clean so they look diseaesed inside
or
when your favourite mugs handle drops off

Paper clips - you're less likely to ram them into your fingers.

Skimmed or semi-skimmed?

Worse or better? Worse when mug handle falls off - I get very attached to my mugs

Listening to angry customers or being the angry customer?

Good Lord, you gotta have full milk!

listening to angry customers, i cannot get angry, i have issues...

having anger issues or being an angry customer?

Having anger issues


Abseiling down skyscrapers or watching Neighbours?

Being sane or being surreal?

I like Neighbours, and I'm proud!

Rich and single forever or poor and married with kids?

i used to watch neighbours when i was at college, its good in a crappy, nothing else on type of way

being poor with kids

going shoppingin dinner hour and having 2min to eat your dinner or
shops shutting just before you leave work at five?

in case anyone cares to know on the current post it situation, i've suddenly had a very good idea and decided to staple the postit to the box...

Shopping in dinner hour - I eat at my desk while I work (or pretend to work).

An hour for lunch when you work somewhere with nothing to do in your lunch break, or half-an-hour when you're close to the shops but know that you won't have time to shop.

Oh, an hour for lunch would be good - plenty of time to curl up with a book.

A frantic week in work or a month with nothing to do?

A frantic week in work - provided the pay was halfway decent.

A big breakfast or a big dinner (evening meal)

a biiiiig dinner, mmm roast dinners

yorkshire pudding or mash potatoes

Mash potatoes

Power outage or water shortage?

Power outage - those candles are just so damn romantic!

College exams or work

work, but i am proud of my results

low paid job you enjoy or high paid job you dont enjoy?

low paid job I enjoy

Theatre or cinema?

if i lived in london, theatre because theres more choice, i'd love to live in london. but for where i live i'd say cinema

living where you are now or living somewhere else

living where I am now, no neighbours all the noise I can make and no hassel.



Midnight feast or crafty fag?