h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Don't ask me az, I only w**k here.

az

As a late entrant to the conversation can I just say that I've been w**king for most of my life and I still look forward to it most mornings. I have to be honest that the odd time I'm not in the mood to w**k, but on others I could w**k all hours.

W**kers of the world unite I say!

I'm not a morning person, never have been, so there are only very rare occassions when I will look forward to w**king in the morning...I think I at least need a before I can w**k with any degree of success...

...I wish I could find a job where I could w**k nights...I think I'm more suited to night w**king...

It's interesting that some people find they are in the mood to w**k at different times of the day, I find I can w**K at anytime.

When I was at sea we used to w**k round the clock. 4 on 8 off but there isn't much else to do in the middle of the Pacific Ocean except w**k. It becomes very tiring after a few weeks but you get used to it..........

Never thought about the situation of w**king arround the clock, my routine is fairly flexible as I'm self employed so I tend to be able to W**k when I feel like it.

One of the benefits of w**king are the social aspects. You spend as much time with your w**kmates as you do with your family. I think I would get very bored if I didn't w**k. I do think it's important however, not to let w**king take over your life. You should w**k to live, not live to w**k.

I'm w**king right now.

I do agree in the community spirt found in w**king with other people, however as someone who w**ks by himself I find the internet and forums such as these a boon knowing that I can w**k and be on line at the same time, and others are w**king as well.

If I were a Scots person, I think my favourite type of w**k would be t**sing. I believe they can t**s a projectile quite a distance, and this must be immensely satisfying.

I know quite a few Jock t**sers and it's an impressive sight. A long powerful build up and then a massive effort to achieve the climax. Not all of them can achieve it of course and it is, I stand to be corrected here, exclusively a male pastime. Mind you some of the Jockettes I've seen appeared to have all necessary credentials..........................

Iv'e been lucky to witness the aforementioned t**sing and I can honestly say it's most impressive, never tried it myself obviously but can only admire those prepared to t**s for the benefit of others.

Yes definately a spectator sport. Even the Queen ejoys watching a spot of t**sing when she's on her Summer hols.....................

My computer's been giving me grief lately, which makes it hard for me to w**k...I mean, I can w**k without it, but I think I've become used to always w**king on the computer...and of course hootoo always makes w**king a more pleasant experience...

<...I wish I could find a job where I could w**k nights...I think I'm more suited to night w**king...>

Believe me tanzen, you really wouldn't like it. I used to w**k nights in the city a few years ago; after w**king all night I was totally exhausted in the morning. W**king nights really disturbed my timeclock and eventually affected my health to the extent that I had to give it up and start to w**k days again.

It was also terrible for your social life, while all my friends were going out to enjoy themselves on a Friday night I was having to go into the office to w**k - it was good money though.

Well I'm a long term insomniac, so I tend to have more brain function at night, which is why I figured w**king at night would suit me better....besides which, my boyfriend w**ks at night while I'm sleeping, so at least if I could w**k nights we would be w**king and sleeping at the same times, instead of alternately...

Aww, it's very considerate of him to w**k all on his own though, rather than waking you up. Mind you, depends what sort of w**ker he is, if he is doing physical stuff, "don't rock the boat" and all that!

zdt

He is more of a mobile w**ker...he doesn't stay still long enough to call me while he's w**king...although sometimes he gets to w**k in the truck and he can call then because he has a hand free

driving, w**king, and on the phone at the same time
isn't that dangerous or does he have a w**kmate to help him?