h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

What a great thread!

There isn't much I would like to do, but won't. I have an annoying habit of weighing consequences.

I would *love* to go into space, and Concorde is still on my 'to do' list. Maybe sometime.

There are a couple of people I would like to sleep with, but probably never will, and I would like to show my ex my poems, and may some time I might.

But apart from that I have a very limited imagination.

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I'd love to speak Hebrew to customers who say I don't speak English.

This is something I've done when drunk. When you're watching a comedy show with family or friends, laugh every time the studio audience (or er, 'canned' audience) laughs. It doesn't take long to get some very funny looks.

I really want to arrange a 'flash mobbing'.
Maybe get 1000 people to turn up at Leicester Square and point up at the sky and go 'oooooh!'.

Well I am sure you could. There are enough people on h2g2 to do this.

Go on, let's do it!

i'd like to substitute hair removal cream for someones shampoo

An experienced member of the audience tells me it doesn't work.

I'd like to destroy all cell phones with stupid games on the planet.
Unfortunately, men'll hate me forever.

i'd like to carry a sevice that would jam als i h8 the damn things

We seem to have a mission, my friend.

I'm for removing the scurge of mobile phones..... I sit here in my front room, there is a cafe directly below my window (where I often sit myself), but why does everyone else who goes there, seem required to have their mobile with them, turned on full, and ringing constantly? Things I'd like to do....;
Go to the PhD interview Wednesday with no problems on teh trains.
Get a taxi to University.
Make it to the university on time.
Get the PhD.
Leave.
Meet up with some H2G2ers in a nearby pub.

Get a train home again with no problems (its the 'trains and no problems' that Irecon is what won't happen, the other stuff might )

I'm sure if we got enough people together we could do a flash mobbing that would get on the news.

Any ideas what we could do?

i'd like to put a large dose of lsd in george dubyas orange juice

Tie a pink elephant on top of the Towers?

Walk up to my boss and say "you really haven't got a fxcking clue what you're doing, have you?".

Sleep with one or to people I'll probably never get 'round to. Well, not *sleep* exactly

i'd like to sell time shares on the moon to gullible sci fi fanatics

I'd also like to tell my boss what I think of him, but not in the same way other people have meant it... I'd like to grab him and snog him actually.

i'd like to walk from john o groats to lands end

just getting the post