h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

gosh analiese, you're full of it.

alec.

That smiley in your sig. is *so* apt... only real clowns might be choosier about where they put their feet...

...funny thing is,

it's the injuns over here who run the casinos

alec.

Well, like I said, the odds are better. So come on in and play.

You'll be contributing a little bit to the restitution of what your government's been stealing for years, Footboy. Of the people, by the people, for the people, isn't it? Representing your will, right? So now YOU can make amends AND be entertained at no additional cost.

Feeling lucky?

You should, you know? The debts have been piling up for 200 years and you still haven't had to pay much back.

But don't worry. The government's still stealing of your behalf. They wouldn't want to dash your American Dream now, would they?

Hey!!!

I go to all the Pow Wows.

(funny thing is, down here there are more cowboys than injuns in attendance)

alec.

btw...what exactly IS that you have stuffed in your crock??

Yeah, I bet you do, Footboy.

I've probably seen you lounging on the tailgate of your brandnew 4x4, spitting Redman at the little kids and squashing beercans on your forehead to prove how intelligent you are.

You've probably seen me too, remember? I'm the longhaired babe in the fringed leather vest, tight wranglers, bullrider's sombrero with the bullethole in the crown, and a real rodeo buckle.

And what I got stuffed in my crock is probably what the last smartass whiteboy left there after I gave him pubic razor cut.

Like buh!! Kinda funny 'ennit? Shur goin it ain't I, Luster Cover?

would it not be better for you folks in the states to contact your representitives directly about impeaching bush, refering to the petition by the former A.G., seeing as how many people don't like to give information over the internet, and also the fact that internet petitions are not taken too seriously.

Good point, maybe.

and maybe not.

gosh

*thinks about rescinding his resident alien status*

alec.

Oh, I bet you were just jerking my thong weren't you, alec?

So what am I full of now?

<---'merican..voted to impeach bush

As stated so succinctly on so many anti-war banners today, 'Drop Bush, Not Bombs!'

Now we're getting somewhere.

Question: What do Bush and Nixon have in common?

Answer: Don't worry. We're working on it.

Don't preach, just impeach.

er?

...?

.....cornbread?

hey!!!...that wasn't me on the tailgate,

...i was the guy at the front of the 4x4 letting the air out of the guys' tires!!

alec.

I've been walking the streets of the City with the rallies and my feet are tired but my heart is light. The kids made me go and I am really proud of them. There are many many more people who have come together with the idea of getting rid of Resident Bush the Selected.

Have the courage to walk the walk, talk is cheap.

...Yes, ...but in THIS country you have even LESS choice about who actually replaces him than most european countries do.

alec.

talk is cheap, but walking in a march is not worth too much more unless you back it up by contacting the people in power. send them (T.D.'s, M.P.'s, councilmen, congressmen, representatives, senators, whomever) letters, emails, phone them personally.

Joining a march should just be the start.

actually I'm posting, at the moment, from the continental USA...

me too ?hole

alec.