h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

drunken females kissing me under the mistletoe

Any men (drunk or sober) kissing ME under the

Flash mobbing. I haven't heard it mentioned for a while. We did try to arrange an H2G2 flash mobbing a while back but there wasn't much interest.

references to Newcastle United supporters

Are you kidding? All I've seen on the news for the past week is the devastation caused by the Toon Army.

RF

Just to go back a few LEDS, my sister, my parents and there friends are still active followers of Marahrishi Mahesh Yogi. But to be honest ever since he raised a lot of money to build a centre for his pundits in India he's not been bothering much with his Western followers.

(Me and my brothers all sniggered at that one)

And Dr's are seeing more AIDS than ever sadly due to the lack of the 'Don't die of ignorance campaign. (well possibly due to the lack of that, possibly due to other reasons as well).

Norman Lamont

The Dukes of Hazzard

Stockard Channing

Tom and Jerry on BBC1

Empty flagpole at Buck House

Talk Talk

King Rollo

Ruth Lawrence

Herbie (the Beetle car)

Nigel Mansell

Bubble writing

Men from U.N.C.L.E.

TV ads for Mills and Boon

Hufty

Mike Leigh plays

Stockard Channing plays The First Lady in the very splendid series 'The West Wing' (currently running on Channel 4 on Friday Evenings). She was also in the news about a fortnight ago because she was arrested for drinking and driving.

I'm glad you mentioned King Rollo - hardly anyone seems to remember that series. It was cute

anyone using this strand.

Honey monster and

(can't be bothered to find 'things you never hear' thread

"Tell 'em about the honey mummy"

Kurt Waldheim

That girl who walked round the world (Ffyyon, or something)

Peter Duncan

Michael Fish

Timothy Dalton

(Anyone know if Bob Symes is still alive?)

a miserable Liverpool fan

Sally James

Jason Connery

Captain Caveman

Tony Adams

Mechanical signals on railway tracks

New Far Side books

Animal Hospital

Jumping Jacks

Eugene Terreblanche

The other two from The Police

Lisa Stansfield

Russ Abbot

Mike Collins

HMS Hermes

Stormin' Norman Schwarzkpof

Werthers Originals adverts

Timothy Dalton

Mike McShane

New Red Dwarf

Andre Previn

Camcorder clips that are funny

Casper Weinberger

3d glasses with red/green filter

'It could be you'

London's Burning

Greg Proops

Ryan Stiles

But Lisa Stansfield's got a new record out - it's on the radio every day here. She did a big promotion tour in Germany a few weeks back for it - you couldn't watch any chat show but she'd come on.

I can't believe she only released it out here and not in the UK.

By jumping jacks - do you mean the fireworks?

And if you haven't seen your 3d glasses for a while, I recommend you start looking - I've heard that there are scenes in The Film (Hitchhiker's) which use the technique.

Yes and oooooh!

If you guys want 3D glasses, I seem to have them all so you can have mine! <3dglassessmiley?

People wearing hoodies in shopping centres! lol

Teenagers helping little old ladies across the road without mugging them.

Hedgehog flavoured crisps

A smile from a stranger

plain regular soap that isn't full of the latest anti-aging rubbish, hydro beads or some other such

Actresses with actual meat on their bones.

reason and common sense

Will

Real investigative journalism.

Beanie babies with those tag protectors.

People filling up water glasses from sinks.

I fill my glass at the sink. Water in plastic bottles is frightfully wasteful of plastic, contributing to use of scarce resources and lots of landfill [My local council needs to make more positive efforts to encourage practical recycling]

It all depends where you live, I suppose. We have very good tap water here but a building with old pipes I used to live in years ago just down the road had horrible water (unless you let the water run for 10 minutes).

Fishnet vests on men

*Knotty* hats

T-shirts with a tuxedo printed on the front