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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Jan 31, 2003
Okay Abi, we get the message- it was you wot dun it.
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NexusSeven Posted Jan 31, 2003
What, gave you that cold? 
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jan 31, 2003
Ducknapper! 
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Jan 31, 2003
If she gemme the cold, there's clearly a very enjoyable bit of Saturday night missing from my memory...
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Jan 31, 2003
OH MY!!!!
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Jan 31, 2003
Or a more icky one if she sneezed on me, of course....
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Jan 31, 2003
Maybe you just got it from using the Tube....!!!!
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Jan 31, 2003
Nope. I never went on the Tube. I don't if I can possibly avoid it- the cramped conditions make me nervous.
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Captain_SpankMunki [Keeper & Former ACE] Thanking <Diety of choice> for the joy of Goo. Posted Jan 31, 2003
...that and trains coming of the rails. Minor things bien sur 
Liam.
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Jan 31, 2003
Err, yes well, that as well. I have the joy of working for a railway consultancy, so that is taking up a lot of my time at the momment 
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jan 31, 2003
I try not to use the tube, makes me nervous, and I feel like, at any moment, i'm likely to turn around and mug hte person next to me 
no, that's the other way round 
: I normally find the tube unbaribly hot, well, in teh summer 
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Demon Drawer Posted Jan 31, 2003
I hope they kept the duck warm whoever they are with al that snow yesterday.
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Stealth "Jack" Azathoth Posted Jan 31, 2003
Ooh, Bad Abi!
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jan 31, 2003
No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No 
Release the duck No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No arn't the articles All* in Peer review yet?
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Feb 1, 2003
Maybe Zak is happy....
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Stealth "Jack" Azathoth Posted Feb 1, 2003
Maybe Zak is behind his own Duckknapping and is just after the articles for his new H2g2 Editor lover...?
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Z Phantom Posted Feb 3, 2003
It has to be Abi because:
1.she was there,
2. shes obsessed with getting people to write more guide entries, (i remember this from my time as an ACE)
3.She has blobbing facilities.
4. as Loosehead already deduced the kidnapper has a fixation with breasts (F19585?thread=243644&post=2911081#p2911081) ABI IS SUBSCRIBED TO A CONVERSATION ENTITLED "WHAT IS IT WITH BREASTS"!!!!!!!
(F19585?thread=198701&post=2668192#p2668192)
therefor she is the ducknapper,
lets get her 
Give us back the duck.
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Feb 3, 2003
quite possibly How we doing on the entry's for the duck ransom?
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Abi Posted Feb 3, 2003
And I would have got away with it, if it wasn't for you pesky Researchers! 
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- 82: NexusSeven (Jan 31, 2003)
- 83: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Jan 31, 2003)
- 84: NexusSeven (Jan 31, 2003)
- 85: Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences (Jan 31, 2003)
- 86: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Jan 31, 2003)
- 87: Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences (Jan 31, 2003)
- 88: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Jan 31, 2003)
- 89: Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences (Jan 31, 2003)
- 90: Captain_SpankMunki [Keeper & Former ACE] Thanking <Diety of choice> for the joy of Goo. (Jan 31, 2003)
- 91: Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences (Jan 31, 2003)
- 92: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Jan 31, 2003)
- 93: Demon Drawer (Jan 31, 2003)
- 94: Stealth "Jack" Azathoth (Jan 31, 2003)
- 95: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Jan 31, 2003)
- 96: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Feb 1, 2003)
- 97: Stealth "Jack" Azathoth (Feb 1, 2003)
- 98: Z Phantom (Feb 3, 2003)
- 99: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Feb 3, 2003)
- 100: Abi (Feb 3, 2003)
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