h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

That wouldn't work, the duck disappeared whilst in the pub.

Maybe he bribed the pub staff to snaffle him....

Maybe Jimster was the good looking barmaid... in disguise!

Thank you Whisky.

Bob the Farmer would be so disappointed

Liam.

Now that would be an impessive disguise and make up job

Incog.

1. Darn my typing (I like ducks, but not to a venerating level).

2. Liam's description's hilarious - the close-cropped head and scar across the eye are frighteningly accurate. Not for me, but the culprit. Though you missed out his wooden leg and hump.

Ha! So you know the culprit? You're not doing yourself any favours here...

Hmm, I'd ask Mina to drag some interrogation equipment up from her dungeon... but I'm not totally convinced she's not in on it...


Paranoid? Me?

But everyone IS out to get me!!

I know I am

Loan out my equipment to other people? I think not. Especially the sort of people who would think nothing of dipping a poor little duck in an acid bath!

"the close-cropped head and scar across the eye are frighteningly accurate. ... Though you missed out his wooden leg and hump."

But Pierce the was not at the meet either!

It sounds either like some sort of pirate camel, or more likely someone trying to throw us off the scent.

I have heard from the kidnappers today. Zac is tired, a bit confused but ok!

did you do 1471?

Did you trace the call?

Have you called the police and reported it?

If not, why not!!!

Are they asking for a ransom?

How much do they want?

When do they want it by?

Can't think of any other questions, but it looks good?

They were clever - they rang from a payphone in central London and because I am an extension on a massive switchboard there is no 1471.

They will be contacting us later with their single demands.

Oh No!

What's that? They're demanding singles? Sounds like the lusty antics of Pastey to me!