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Dust Bunnies
Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Nov 4, 1999
You would see the evidence if they were elephants!!
Dust Bunnies
Superkath Posted Nov 4, 1999
Imagine the big hoovers we would need to get rid of dust elephants...
And big lockers to keep the hoovers in, and bign houses to keep the lockers in!
Dust Bunnies
Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Nov 4, 1999
Now that **is** a scary thought!!!!
Dust Bunnies
Ian The Moose Posted Nov 4, 1999
Maybe hoovers are actually dust bunnies/elephants in disguise. That's how they get the dust which is then distributed to make more bunnies!
Dust Bunnies
Lupa Mirabilis, Serious Inquisitor Posted Nov 4, 1999
Of course! When the dust bunnies get big enough, they grow into vacuum cleaners, which collect dust and then reproduce.
Washingmashinesockeatingmonster
Superkath Posted Nov 5, 1999
I realized something yesterday.
I was going to my parents house after work, and assambeled all my laundry in a rush before leaving my flat in the morning. (I am 28, but don't have a washingmashine...) I was not consentrating on the socks! I was consentrated on that black jumper (you know the one with a hood) I want to wear it on saturday, and the grey jeans, and the socks didn't seem that important! They are underestimated, those poor things. So small...
So - I've now got dirty socks I didn't find, like under the sofa etc, I've got clean socks with no match, and probably lost some for the Washingmashinesockeatingmonster in the cellar of my parents house.
Washingmashinesockeatingmonster
Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Nov 5, 1999
Washingmashinesockeatingmonster
Ian The Moose Posted Nov 5, 1999
I'm 19 and at university but up until September I lived at home. That's at home right - closed enviroment with regards laundry. There are four of us in the house, me, my brother and my parents. So how is it possible that we once found a sock in the washing machine that didn't belong to ANY of us? Just a completely random sock! If any further proof was needed that socks are sentinent, intelligent creatures with a purpose and a mission in life, there it is. In some way socks are more intelligent than humans - they must know what their meaning of life is. Socks have got it all worked out.
Washingmashinesockeatingmonster
Bumblebee Posted Nov 5, 1999
Stop waiving about with that hoover,
people can be *~~~~fffflop!*
-B-
Washingmashinesockeatingmonster
Vakuum Posted Nov 5, 1999
Who's sock was that anyway??
I guess it was the sock-nomes that forgot it there when they took their round...
Of course socks are intelligent creatures. If we just learn how to communicate on "sock's language" THEY could probably give us the right question.
Washingmashinesockeatingmonster
Andy Posted Nov 5, 1999
Someone should write a book called the joy of socks
Dissapearing Socks
lucan Posted Nov 5, 1999
the escapee socks are all here, in Elsewhere, with me. they'd like you all to know that they're much happier now...
Dissapearing Socks
%The Calamitous Cranium Boy Who Just got his first approved article (eight weeks ago!!) ~/^Þ Posted Nov 5, 1999
Are you the same Lucan from ann's site (if you are, you'd know what I was talking about)
Dust Bunnies
IOR Posted Nov 5, 1999
I know they come from outher space, did`n you know that ?
They rise in the down and die soon after but they do some
things before and thats what I wonder about....
I know because I com from Ior the planet far away and I don`t spell so good but I know......
Dissapearing Socks
Researcher 100199 Posted Nov 5, 1999
Of course the question of disappearing socks could be similar to that of disappearing biros. As we all know biros migrate through the space time continuum to a centre of biroid losss where they lead the biroid equivalent of the good life.
Perhaps there is also a socky centre where all estranged socks move to in the hope of finding a sole (sic) mate.
With the ultimate demise of thingamyjigs marketed by the Dolman Saxville Shoe Corporation to put on your whatsits then as we all evolve there may be no need to worry as socks may become redundant amyway!
Dissapearing Socks
Researcher 100202 Posted Nov 5, 1999
Why worry about missing socks?
GO BAREFOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Dust Bunnies
- 41: Superkath (Nov 4, 1999)
- 42: Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den (Nov 4, 1999)
- 43: Bumblebee (Nov 4, 1999)
- 44: Superkath (Nov 4, 1999)
- 45: Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den (Nov 4, 1999)
- 46: Ian The Moose (Nov 4, 1999)
- 47: Lupa Mirabilis, Serious Inquisitor (Nov 4, 1999)
- 48: Superkath (Nov 5, 1999)
- 49: Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den (Nov 5, 1999)
- 50: Superkath (Nov 5, 1999)
- 51: Ian The Moose (Nov 5, 1999)
- 52: Bumblebee (Nov 5, 1999)
- 53: Vakuum (Nov 5, 1999)
- 54: Superkath (Nov 5, 1999)
- 55: Andy (Nov 5, 1999)
- 56: lucan (Nov 5, 1999)
- 57: %The Calamitous Cranium Boy Who Just got his first approved article (eight weeks ago!!) ~/^Þ (Nov 5, 1999)
- 58: IOR (Nov 5, 1999)
- 59: Researcher 100199 (Nov 5, 1999)
- 60: Researcher 100202 (Nov 5, 1999)
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