h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hmm, actually, what time are they going to be on?; I might still be in bed

Err, about 1500, isn't it?

Hmm, probably be out, walking to, or being in, the pub nothing like a nice walk out in teh winter cold, before all the turkey and such like : Plus being out of the house whilst the turkey cooks and fills the house with wonderful smells, is a good idea, prevents all that hunger pangs as it nears completion

As soon as I read here that Sharon Osbourne would be broadcasting at the same time, I knew I'd be doing that.
But then as soon as the Queen's Speech Drinking Game was mentioned, I knew I'd changed my mind. Any excuse for .
KerrAvon, I don't usually bother watching the queen's speech, can you suggest some other likely winners that she may come out with or am I going to have to trawl through the BBC's transcripts of her speech and find them myself?

I'd expect hope and peace to get a mention

Yep, hope and peace, umm, "my husband and I", "at this time of year" (often an opener), chug for a tasteful camera fade to her looking out the window (a frequent feature of the last five years or so), chug for a turn of the head and a rigid 'smile to camera', and chug the whole bottle if she manages to say something unexpected

Excellent! Thanks.
My family's going to be away for Christmas Day and can't go because of work, so I'm going to my friend's house. His mother has said I don't need to bring gifts or flowers or anything, just drinking games. Any suggestions other than the Queen's Speech?

Wait. There has been a blatent disregard for the Osbournes drinking game!!!

It's simple.

Everytime she swears, take a swig...straight from the bottle...

That's more fun.

*F**K!*

Shot.

S**t!

Shot.

I don't think she'll be talking about her cancer. If she does, I'm turning over. But I'm very doubtful that she will. None of you seem to know the Osbournes very well!!!

I'm sure that's what the Radio Times said she'd been scheduled to talk about.....

As for humour, there's always the amusing 'watch stupid things happen in soaps' game. Casualty is set to see Holby A&E blow up, for a start...

But like I said, doesn't sound like you lot know Sharon Osbourne very well...!! I'll be watching her. I would bet my copy of the Mormon Bible on it being funny as f**k...

Oh, but we knew they were going to blow up A&E again. They couldn't do it last year because of 9/11...

I can't wait to see Jamie MItchell get knocked over tomorrow night on Eastenders!!!!!! HIlarious. And I worked out who Laura slept with from the episode where she did it. It's blatently Paul. How is she going to explain the mixed-race baby to Ian??? Fantastic TV this year...

Like the Osbourne drinking game

"One has been asked to talk to you f****** and give this s***** f****** speech, and I'm only f****** doing it cause of the f****** money.
Hope you all have a f****** horrible christmas and get f***** if that's waht you want"

Happy F**king Christmas and a f**king Merry f**king year...you little s**ts...

And up until now, my Mum thought it was only me that spoke like that!!!

I thought every f****** one talks like this, ?

Heh. My mum'd go f***ing psycho if I f****ing spoke like that all the f****ing time. Luckily I don't live with her so I can f*** with impunity!

Um..disregard that second sentence. It's supposed to read "so I can f****ing swear with impunity"

Hmm, I prefer reading it as written origionally

Just occurred to me that I don't know exactly what impunity means.

How f**king bizarre!!!

Strangely enough, neither do I, though for some reason I can use it in context. So let's look for a dictionary, shall we?


Impunity - Exemption from punishment, penalty, or harm.

Well f*** me backwards. And now we know ^.^

That's what I thought! Do you think our generation has the talent for using words in context even though we don't know what it means???

I'm not entirely sure about our generation. I know for a fact that I and my best friend tend to all the time...