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Why does it start to rain just over me when I leave the house each morning ?

You live in Manchester.

Try taking a large and cumbersome umbrella with you every day. This guarantees that it won't rain... at least not until you forget your umbrella or leave it on the bus.

maybe the rainclouds think you're a god... haven't I read that somewhere???

or maybe you eat too much

Manchester would explain a lot - but unfortunately not THAT.

I should change my rather nice umbrella and try it...., I´ll do and tell you the result.
Imagine, it happened again this morning

Haven´t you read that WHERE ??? I´ve got a déja-vu, mais je ne sais pas ou...damned
Me, I can´t get enough fish *bubble*

Findus

Conversely, I always seem to be thinking "well at least it didn't rain while I was out" and as soon as I step through the door, it chucks it down! I then get a weird self-satisfied and unwarranted smug feeling that somehow I've been selected by some superior force to be sheltered from the elements, only I forgot to buy milk, so I have to go back out in the torrential downpour, where I curse the gods for pissing down on my head.

Funny that!

Uhm.. Before I answer... are you blonde?

when was the last time you saw so many syllables in an entry from a blonde?

and anyway, I presume you mean blonde 'skirt', which isn't very politically correct of you is it? (spot the irony - you do know what irony is don't you?)

"when was the last time you saw so many syllables in an entry from a blonde?"

Here, I say, that's a bit colourist isn't it?

And I think the answer to your question is - Here http://www.h2g2.com/U49474

;^)#

I'm drowned by Poodles- Bucketing it down in Wolverhampton. I think the clouds get trapped inside city centres that are surrounded by ring roads-

No, I meant blonde in general... I was going to mention the low-pressure system you create when you step outside before filling up. (If the answer was affirmative, that is. )


PC? PC? PI is more my style.

It works - THIS morning it was just the other way round. When I walked out, it STOPPED raining !

K M W I S F

Findus

Anonymouse, I've always seen you as a 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419 71693993751058209749445923078164062...
sort of person


;^)#

Hmm... And here I've been deluding myself all this time thinking I was more the
3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164069...

type.

A propos of blondes in general, seeing as we have got on to the subject...

I was working with a couple of colleagues, one blonde (i.e. female) and the other blond (i.e. male), and we started telling jokes. After a string of 'dumb blonde' jokes from all parties (none of us is PC) I told the 'two nuns in a bath' joke. You know the one.

There were two nuns in a bath. One said 'Where's the soap?' The other replied 'Yes, it does, doesn't it.'

My male colleague didn't get it, and I just had to say 'Well, talk about dumb blonds!'





(PS How do you do the bubbles next to the fish?)

How could I misjudge you so!

Can't we just split the difference?

;^)#

Is this just pie in the sky? again
I've got his horible feeling of deja vu

Bruce... Of course!

Pie? *nibble*

If it's so hot and everyone needs rain, they should visit FiNdUs
as he seems to have it all the time.