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Ignore me...no, please
clzoomer- a bit woobly Started conversation Aug 30, 2002
I feel that I am under ignored. This conversation is for people who feel likewise. The rules are simple, if no one posts a message I will have succeded. However if someone does and the post ignores me then I have also succeded. If anyone aknowledges anyone else they must join in ignoring me or else face being ignored. If anyone aknowledges me or someone who failed to ignore me they should be ignored. Did I mention how simple the rules are? No, no don't answer that question or you've missed the point. Point?
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Apparition™ (Mourning Empty the best uncle anyone could wish for) Posted Aug 30, 2002
Did? someone say something?
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clzoomer- a bit woobly Posted Aug 30, 2002
Well it's about whatever I want. No, wait that can't work. It's about whatever I don't want. No that breaks the rules too. OK it's about whatever you want as long as I don't have anything to do with it. Or rather are not included. But actually included in that I am here. But ignored. So you shouldn't pay any attention to this post. Well not openly anyway. Is that clear? No, again don't answer. Oh, and whoever else feels like they should be ignored, too. They should be.
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clzoomer- a bit woobly Posted Aug 30, 2002
I look upon this thread as a growing plant. A venusian fly-trap kind of plant. Sooner or later someone will wander on to it when it grows to another page (nice metaphor, huh? Oh never mind..) and not check the thread to see what the subject is. They will admit to my existance in some way and BANG! the trap will shut. I will tell them about it and then ignore them as I expect everyone else will (call it Shunning if you will, or maybe being Ignorated). Hahahahahahahaha! How evil of me. And so it grows....
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Still Incognitas, Still Chairthingy, Still lurking, Still invisible, unnoticeable, missable, unseen, just haunting h2g2 Posted Aug 30, 2002
Do you often get ignored?Is this a cry for recognition?Are you one of the easily forgotton or overlooked?If so join the Society for the Instantly Forgettable(we are discussing a name change at the moment).Come and be welcome at A811810 and maybe stand for the committee.
Incog.
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clzoomer- a bit woobly Posted Aug 30, 2002
I certainly hope that was a general invitation rather than a direct request. If it was person-to-person I would be forced to ignore you. I think. But as a *billboard* type announcement I'm sorry I must ignore you. I believe. What do you think? (heh, heh, heh...)
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Still Incognitas, Still Chairthingy, Still lurking, Still invisible, unnoticeable, missable, unseen, just haunting h2g2 Posted Aug 30, 2002
Ok.
Byeee.
However if you get fed up with ignoring people do drop by.
Incog.
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clzoomer- a bit woobly Posted Aug 31, 2002
I feel that I must ignore you in this conversation. I speak to an absence since you have left. In this instance I think I can ignore your presence yet realise the existence of another reality. I may (or may not) not ignore your other reality. But here- you don't exist! (consider yourself Ignorated...or something).
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Pinniped Posted Aug 31, 2002
Although nobody's listening, I sympathise greatly with the point behind this Conversation, or at least would have done, had there been one. I am personally convinced that I don't exist, and that I am therefore probably not Posting this at all. My tenuous existence is based upon my knowledge of one fact, which itself is untrue, and which I have long striven to divulge.
Once I have related this non-fact, I will be liberated, and can disappear entirely for ever. I have decided to record this fact in this thread, where no-one will ever read it...
...Wait a minute. I virtually wrote it down somewhere, on a piece of non-paper that I didn't put in this not-pocket...
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Pinniped Posted Aug 31, 2002
I have now recalled the Fateful Fact, but I am faced with a terrible dilemma...
I suspect that anyone knowing the Fact will be forced to bear it through eternity, trapped by it in a kind of non-existence, doomed to be ignored for ever. It's that kind of Fateful Fact, in fact.
If this is so, then how can I plant the Fact here? I thought at first that no-one was ever going to read anything in this Conversation. But, then again, perhaps literally zillions of Researchers are reading this thread avidly, and are simply unable to acknowledge each other, being bound by the strict rules of the Thread, that weren't set out by anyone at the outset.
I can't even debate my dilemma with anyone, since they're all obliged to ignore me, even more so than usual.
Oh, bugger.
I know ! The way to resolve this dilemma is to declare that I will divulge the Fact at a particular time, so that everyone who's ignoring me may be forewarned, and so make a point of not coming here to read it.
Be advised, therefore, you lot who aren't actually here reading this, that I will divulge the Fact at...hang on a mo...where did I put my non-watch?
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Marjin, After a long time of procrastination back lurking Posted Aug 31, 2002
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McKay The Disorganised Posted Aug 31, 2002
Its lonely here in H2G2. Why does nobody ever talk to anyone else.
Excuse me can you direct me to the orchestra pit ?
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pheloxi | is it time to wear a hat? | Posted Aug 31, 2002
dear ignored,
please join United Friends A703126
you go for picnic
or play game caled next word
or be tickled in elmo's club
120 United Friends can not be wrong!
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clzoomer- a bit woobly Posted Aug 31, 2002
Once again I am on the horns of a dichotomy (or is that the trumpet of a disassociation?).
Am I being referred to directly or is this a general posting. A poster as it were. Am I here? Were they there? Am I being sufficiently ignored?
Could I be ignored better elsewhere?
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pheloxi | is it time to wear a hat? | Posted Aug 31, 2002
buy house on island without other humans, then you can be ignored by animals and headhunter.
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clzoomer- a bit woobly Posted Aug 31, 2002
I am sorry, you failed to ignore me. I regretfully inform you that you should and will now be ignored in return.
How're everyone else then?!
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clzoomer- a bit woobly Posted Aug 31, 2002
These people (if they existed), what would we call them. *The Shunned* or *Ignorations*? Again I must stress in fairness you are ignoring me so the questions are Rhetorical (the long form of Mr. Butler's name).
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- 1: clzoomer- a bit woobly (Aug 30, 2002)
- 2: Apparition™ (Mourning Empty the best uncle anyone could wish for) (Aug 30, 2002)
- 3: Hapi - Hippo #5 (Aug 30, 2002)
- 4: clzoomer- a bit woobly (Aug 30, 2002)
- 5: clzoomer- a bit woobly (Aug 30, 2002)
- 6: clzoomer- a bit woobly (Aug 30, 2002)
- 7: Still Incognitas, Still Chairthingy, Still lurking, Still invisible, unnoticeable, missable, unseen, just haunting h2g2 (Aug 30, 2002)
- 8: clzoomer- a bit woobly (Aug 30, 2002)
- 9: Still Incognitas, Still Chairthingy, Still lurking, Still invisible, unnoticeable, missable, unseen, just haunting h2g2 (Aug 30, 2002)
- 10: clzoomer- a bit woobly (Aug 31, 2002)
- 11: Pinniped (Aug 31, 2002)
- 12: Pinniped (Aug 31, 2002)
- 13: Marjin, After a long time of procrastination back lurking (Aug 31, 2002)
- 14: McKay The Disorganised (Aug 31, 2002)
- 15: pheloxi | is it time to wear a hat? | (Aug 31, 2002)
- 16: clzoomer- a bit woobly (Aug 31, 2002)
- 17: pheloxi | is it time to wear a hat? | (Aug 31, 2002)
- 18: clzoomer- a bit woobly (Aug 31, 2002)
- 19: pheloxi | is it time to wear a hat? | (Aug 31, 2002)
- 20: clzoomer- a bit woobly (Aug 31, 2002)
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