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that was a pickup, right?
Anonymouse Posted Oct 7, 1999
Why a 'pick up line' anyway? It's just as easy (easier) to just walk up and say something honest...
Good:
"Hi. The band seems pretty good [or sux, as it the case]."
Bad:
"Hi. Here's my car keys. I'm plastered, would you drive me home?"
that was a pickup, right?
Vladimir Posted Oct 7, 1999
Hi Bells
Hi voyeurs one and all
So that's a Baileys, a double Beer and a.....
Is there a band here? They really suck!
Oh hi Bells... *casually noticing her out of corner of eye*...
thought you might fancy a Baileys?
Vlad.
that was a pickup, right?
Vladimir Posted Oct 7, 1999
They only serve them in doubles! I could make it a double double though....
that was a pickup, right?
Bells Posted Oct 7, 1999
better not - let's have one and see how it goes.....
that was a pickup, right?
Bells Posted Oct 7, 1999
better not - let's have one and see how it goes.....
that was a pickup, right?
Bells Posted Oct 7, 1999
better not - let's have one and see how it goes.....
that was a pickup, right?
Bells Posted Oct 7, 1999
sorry about - computer went mad and posted the message 3 times !!
no my fault !!!
that was a pickup, right?
SPINY (aka Ship's Cook) Posted Oct 7, 1999
So thatsh about shix Baileysh then, Bellsh? Hey, either i've become Shean Connery or thish double beer wash already a double. If you hear a thud it'll be me falling off thish bar shtool becaushe it feelsh like it'sh made of rubber..
that was a pickup, right?
Bells Posted Oct 7, 1999
Six Baileys at once would probably not be a good idea !!!
Have you fallen off that stool yet
that was a pickup, right?
Vladimir Posted Oct 7, 1999
Ok, six Baileys coming right up!
Wow! I like a girl who can hold her drink!
that was a pickup, right?
Vladimir Posted Oct 7, 1999
I.....errrrmmmmm....ahhhhhhaahhhhhh..
*Blushes furiously*
Aaaahhh...Bailey's, wasn't it?
that was a pickup, right?
Bells Posted Oct 7, 1999
aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
I don't blush easily but good to see I can make others blush !!!!
Yep - Baileys please!
that was a pickup, right?
Vladimir Posted Oct 7, 1999
*Feels heat fading and smiles winsomely*
There you go!
Now where were we? I had just realised that the puppy dog eyes weren't much use, got you a Bailey's and a double beer for the most voyeuristic Hedgehog I've ever met...
So...Pleased to meet you!
that was a pickup, right?
SPINY (aka Ship's Cook) Posted Oct 7, 1999
Hah! may I remind you *burp* that we came into thish bar together! Bellsh happened to wander in and obviously ish intereshted *hic* in you, sho give her that Baileysh and leave me out of it! I've a perfect right *sways precariously on stool* to be here! Anyway I jusht ashked the barmaid for a double entendre an she shaid she'd give me one...
that was a pickup, right?
Vladimir Posted Oct 7, 1999
*Gives Bells the Baileys and orders a Guinness for himself*
Dirty voyeuristic Hedgehog....
Oh! What a coincidence! We're both drinking Irish Beverages, Bells! ...funny, they usually put a Shamrock in the head, but they've poured mine with a funny litle smiley...look!
Vlad.
that was a pickup, right?
SPINY (aka Ship's Cook) Posted Oct 7, 1999
Hey! Shtop calling me namesh! You wanna *thud* take this outshide?! *lies on floor next to upturned bar stool. Little birds fly round his head*
that was a pickup, right?
Vladimir Posted Oct 8, 1999
Ok, I'm shtoppin!
(God, I'm still pished from last night)
that was a pickup, right?
Bells Posted Oct 8, 1999
Pardon ????
Oh dear !!
Looks like the two of you are done for !!!!!
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