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What is it with breasts?
Abi Posted Sep 11, 2002
I have just been elbowed in the breast and it flamming hurt.
Some 
was walking out of a sandwich shop, I was following, he stopped right in the middle of the door way and then reached into his back pocket, thus causing a breast / elbow interface. 
What is it with breasts?
The Researcher formally known as Dr St Justin Posted Sep 11, 2002
Sorry Abi, I don't mean to laugh, but 'breast / elbow interface' has to be one of the best phrases I've heard for a long time!
What is it with breasts?
Miss quixotic Posted Sep 11, 2002
Wow, such a successful post, one point, psychologically speaking is that men like big breasts because they carry (or can potentially carry) more milk for their offspring, and as we all know the mothers milk is always best for the child and increases their percentage chance of survival, and increases the chances of the young homo sapiens becoming intelligent, and unconsciously all men wish to reproduce in the most effective manner possible.
What is it with breasts?
Mu Beta Posted Sep 11, 2002
I shouldn't laugh at Abi's sore t*t, but 
Nice sandwich?
"unconsciously all men wish to reproduce in the most effective manner possible."
Effective=efficient=quick=short
Now I think I have an excuse 
B
What is it with breasts?
Ku'Reshtin (Bring the beat back!) Posted Sep 11, 2002
Hell, yeah, I do.. I'm even following a Thong-thread parrallel to this breat-thread now. 
What is it with breasts?
Ku'Reshtin (Bring the beat back!) Posted Sep 11, 2002
Damn.. That last post from me was a reply to post 1520...
What is it with breasts?
Emily...overly fond of the ellipsis...and top ten lists...submit yours @ A87824361... Posted Sep 11, 2002
I suppose gyus laughing when women are in serious pain from being hit in the breast is a bit like how women find men being hit in the nuts really funny
What is it with breasts?
The Researcher formally known as Dr St Justin Posted Sep 11, 2002
I wasn't laughing at what happened, just at Abi's description...
What is it with breasts?
Emily...overly fond of the ellipsis...and top ten lists...submit yours @ A87824361... Posted Sep 11, 2002
What is it with breasts?
Haylle (Nyssabird) ? mg to recovery Posted Sep 11, 2002
Re: nuzzling. Well..hmm..how to elaborate..I'll just say that since the dude's stomach is a hard as granite, that I like to find myself between a rock and a hard place 
*rofl*
What is it with breasts?
The Researcher formally known as Dr St Justin Posted Sep 11, 2002
How rude...
What is it with breasts?
Emily...overly fond of the ellipsis...and top ten lists...submit yours @ A87824361... Posted Sep 11, 2002
*giggle*
What is it with breasts?
The Researcher formally known as Dr St Justin Posted Sep 11, 2002
I don't know what you're giggling about, madam...
What is it with breasts?
Emily...overly fond of the ellipsis...and top ten lists...submit yours @ A87824361... Posted Sep 11, 2002
I'll giggle if I want, free country
What is it with breasts?
The Researcher formally known as Dr St Justin Posted Sep 11, 2002
That's fine by me! I just don't know *why* you're giggling...
What is it with breasts?
Emily...overly fond of the ellipsis...and top ten lists...submit yours @ A87824361... Posted Sep 11, 2002
What is it with breasts?
The Researcher formally known as Dr St Justin Posted Sep 11, 2002
Hmmm... we appear to be experiencing a bit of topic drift at present. Normal service will be resumed as soon as possible...
What is it with breasts?
Emily...overly fond of the ellipsis...and top ten lists...submit yours @ A87824361... Posted Sep 11, 2002
Breasts! Wayhey!
does that get us back on track?
What is it with breasts?
The Researcher formally known as Dr St Justin Posted Sep 11, 2002
I think it does! SUddenly reminded me of that episode in Blackadder the Third where Bl'adders very strict Aunt and Uncle (I think) come to discuss his inheritance. At the same time as a booze up in the other room...
Anyway, breasts...
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- 1521: Abi (Sep 11, 2002)
- 1522: The Researcher formally known as Dr St Justin (Sep 11, 2002)
- 1523: Tefkat (Sep 11, 2002)
- 1524: Miss quixotic (Sep 11, 2002)
- 1525: Mu Beta (Sep 11, 2002)
- 1526: Ku'Reshtin (Bring the beat back!) (Sep 11, 2002)
- 1527: Ku'Reshtin (Bring the beat back!) (Sep 11, 2002)
- 1528: Emily...overly fond of the ellipsis...and top ten lists...submit yours @ A87824361... (Sep 11, 2002)
- 1529: The Researcher formally known as Dr St Justin (Sep 11, 2002)
- 1530: Emily...overly fond of the ellipsis...and top ten lists...submit yours @ A87824361... (Sep 11, 2002)
- 1531: Haylle (Nyssabird) ? mg to recovery (Sep 11, 2002)
- 1532: The Researcher formally known as Dr St Justin (Sep 11, 2002)
- 1533: Emily...overly fond of the ellipsis...and top ten lists...submit yours @ A87824361... (Sep 11, 2002)
- 1534: The Researcher formally known as Dr St Justin (Sep 11, 2002)
- 1535: Emily...overly fond of the ellipsis...and top ten lists...submit yours @ A87824361... (Sep 11, 2002)
- 1536: The Researcher formally known as Dr St Justin (Sep 11, 2002)
- 1537: Emily...overly fond of the ellipsis...and top ten lists...submit yours @ A87824361... (Sep 11, 2002)
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