h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Disregards Em (Owlatrons - babbling - Thundercat)*

LiS, is it worth it?

THanks a bloody bunch

What? What'd I do now? I just tried to make some sense of it all. I dunno.

Yeah except apparently I'm not a good enough source of information despite being here the whole time!

And apparently, me not being here for the entire weekend would give me a clue about what's going on? Ooooookay...

Yes. Exactly.

Since Lost in Scotland has no clue what he's done wrong (neither do I) and Em is doing the typical female thing of "well if you don't know what you've done wrong then I'm not going to tell you" can we just get back to talking about breasts??

Mmmmm breasts

I'd tell you but nothing intersting happened, I was just helping Owly with his Makeup

Right.. Anywho.. Breasts. They're bloody brilliant, aren't they?
Did I mention the study that some University somewhere did that revealed (hehe) that looking at naked berasts at least ten or fifteen minutes a day is good for you? Especially if you're a man!

Why would Owly be interested in a girly talk chat session anyways, BTW. If he is there, then it wouldn't be a girly talk session, would it?

I wonder what my boss would say to that?? "But sir, looking at porn sites on the net during my lunch hour will improve my performance this afternoon!!"

It will probably go the same way as power-napping

Maybe you should try and see what your boss thinks, and then let us know, and then we might try to convince our bosses about it too..

girls have it easy then, I mean you see naked breasts every time you change your clothes

*and todays t-shirt reads "cheeky" and Em is living up to it*

Emily, I'll probably be hanging around in Sabah and Sarawak. And they'll spot I'm a tourist quite fast I think. I'm white and two meters tall, I won't blend in easily. But hopefully it will attract the girls Though I'm disappointed to find out you take the Islam thing quite seriously in Malaysia.

Also just found out the bank won't give me a credit card. Turns out my permit to stay ran out 6 months ago, damn. That should make going to Malaysia fun.

Um I wouldn't know, this Emily comes from North East Scotland

I'm sure you'll be very desirable over there though

I'm pretty sure anything not resembling a sheep will be desirable in North East Scotland



B

*gets out *

that's only in Aberdeen

Aha - I've never been to East Malaysia. Only thing I know is that the newspapers are more expensive there. However, I personally don't 'take the Islam thing quite seriously' since I'm not a Muslim... there are surprisingly few Chinese Muslims, oddly enough - most of the Chinese in Malaysia are Buddhist, though the odd few are being trendy and turning Christian...

While I'm certainly not going to complain about staring at breasts or downplay their positive effects on the psyche, I've also noticed something kinda weird about boys. Dude-I-live-with has a perfect body, I mean obnoxiously so, I'm just fortunate enough to be allowed to uh..partake of it. But anyway, since he goes shirtless, and has a perfect stomach, I always have a good view of the line of hair running upwards beneath his navel. What's odd about it, is that I can't take my eyes off it! And worse, I'm always wanting to nuzzle against his lower tummy. I think that happy trail, or whatever you call it must have some roots in the biological imperative or something. Though I don't know that the phenomenon is particularly conducive to getting work done *shrug*