h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

i mean i have no excersize clothes

(shouting inspiring messages)
Work it!
No Pain No Gain!
Graft!
Endure!
...and so forth!

My girlfriend ladies and gentleman!

lol i'm sooo gonna be late and have to walk in with everyone looking at me noooooo the humiliation of weight losing tomfoolery, see you all soon, and see you 1mantw very soon hehe
awomantidalwave signs out

Damn - need to aquire female version of me.....



Unfortunately, with my current run of luck with the ladies, it'll most likely be It's all too butch.....

It's a 2-bedroom ditch and is very-well equipped, if a little far away from the centres of human endeavour, and hence, of "jebs".

Not the nicest name I've ever seen for them. Bubs is nicer. It has a fine literary history, as well.

Nonsense!
You're the man all too much!
Maybe your new job will allow you to find a woman who fits you like a velvet glove.
(not literally that would be hideous!)

Pleased to meet you womantidalwave.

You're not leaving us too. I hope.

Remain eye contact Flanker!
Don't let 'em wander!

nopey ment to be aerobic-ing but my car has not as of yet arrived to take me, its pissing it down i feel like sleeping rather then doing this someone save me and run away with me to the circus to live with the lama's.

haha@onemantidalwave you geek!

whoops i swore, H2G2 should star it themsleves when you press post, but dunno if you can get websites to do that, hmmmm

We're all geeks here my dear!
That makes you one too!
How does it feel?!

I think they do star things sometimes don't they?
You foul mouthed harlot!

*is offended* I'm not a gEEK i'm a gOON theres a diference, theres a diference *sits in the corner*

changed the title coz its getting annoying

I'm sorry.
It's all my fault.
My fault.
(whispers) my fault.
Deploys high pitched whine.

Uh...yeah!

well i'm off to excerise!!
Have a nice new jobby 1mantw and its all gone wrong...

i mean all too much