h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Bawdy is what men are when they're hanging out together (in bars, shower rooms, massage parlours, phone booths, police cells...etc). Men say things like "look at the jebs on that!" and although to a woman that could be seen as offensive it's merely the only way a single man can facilitate how he feels about a woman without being regarded as a "goober". We don't mean anything by it...it's just guy speak.

Right on Its all too much ..... there's nothing nicer than a pert bum IMHO.

That's probably not uncommon ... but I'm more concerned with the breasts-as-buttocks theory being, well, a little unnecessary. It's almost as though whoever invented it didn't want breasts to be really attractive, for some reason. It's a theory which seems to have an agenda behind it. Why should buttocks be any more likely a sexual signifier than breasts?

hehe good point. I think girls like the attention that guys lookign at them brings, being a woman myself i don't like it all the time but theres been times when i've no attention walkign donwn the street and i'm like "argh whats wrong with me" but maybe thats just me being insecure. Girls like to feel sexy well most of the ones i do and some of my friends have childrens bodies as they didn't develop very curvy and they say they don't feel sexual. Breast size i don't think is important but i think if they look womanly it's nicer then the little boy girls. Having breasts is important to most my friends but becouse mine are too big i hate big boobs

I thought the buttock theory was all about long ago - when humans went from doggy style to missionary due to walking upright. It was supposed to be about men fancying women from the front instead of from behind? (sounds a bit daft because I'm sure men fancy women from the side, the top, the bottom, the front and the back and whatever other angles are available - but then we are talking about a long time ago)

"Jebs"?

I think your boobs are fine !

(in ref to post 264!)

"goober"?

Ain't you ever heard the term jebs Wyldy?!
And here I am thinking you were an enlightened 21st century Bass guy!

Ain't you ever heard the term Goober Xan?
And here Iwas thinking you were an enlightened 21st Cantury hip guy!

Xan, I don't have to *imagine* the three months living on crackers

I still look people in the face though.

Just having them isn't showing them off btw, work shirts aren't sexy but the occasional guy still can't quite make eye contact. Pity you poor things, having so little control over yourselves

Can we all goober at your jebs?

Damn simulposting - Not you Kelli

OOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Saucy!

in ref to post 267
*slap*

Ouch!
Hey, what gives?!

Jebs are new to me. Well, *actual* jebs aren't. Well, they are. Jeez, I've been living in a ditch.

[dodges awomantidalwave's blow, slips out to the kitchen to acquire more raspberries]

You've got a kitchen in your ditch?!!
Swanky!

right i'm goign to kill myself in a gym i can't excersize and to make this post relevant to this thread i have "excerise clothes" so i'm being forced to wear teeeeeeny blue HOTpants ad a little top so its cleavage ahoy, now i will report back on men's behaviour but the fact i'm goign to the gym means i need to so this outfit is making me look really hot obvioulsy!