h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

your all bad bad boys

GET TO MY ROOM!!!!!

The idea does have a certain appel, but ill go to bed before it gets light again i think.
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damm damm damm my wife says i can't go out and play!!

superdogmonkey:

I believe you're confusing my mother with your sister. My mother drinks cocktails from seamen, whereas your sister drinks...

You should know your sister better than that. You have a son by her, after all. Oh, the doctors say the next two operations will separate his fingers and rebuild his jaw, but you're still not allowed in the hospital in case you sexually assault him again.

hehehehehe, NAY JOY!!!!
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You have a wife, starbirth?
Is it the green hairy little thing by the door there, with the lack of self confidence?
Tell her she could have done better.

You have a wife, starbirth?
Is it the green hairy little thing by the door there, with the lack of self confidence?
Tell her she could have done better
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Yeah she probally could of.
But at least she is not in the third ring of hell like poor mike

On a more serious note...

Really, the amount of time some of you are obviously spending just posting to this forum is staggering...I don't know whether to praise you or just hope I never see you in RL. You must all be stunted, unshaven troll-men with pale, light-sensitive eyes, overhanging brows and poor conversational skills. In fact, I've just described the Morlocks, haven't I? AND starbirth's wife. HG Wells was right!

* from the underground kingdom of the Morlocks*

................-[You sick freaks!]

And you also described me, except im eant to be in rehab so i can be one of the shinny happy people again, or like you and be gormless.
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Hmmm. If being 'gormless' means I get to feel the sun on my face and breath the sea air now and again, count me in. By all means stay here or in rehab or wherever it is you're supposed to be. One question: how do you get to be a 'shinny' person? Do you have to wear knee extensions or something? And is it true that Morlocks are afraid of fire?

Dunno about MOrlocks, ask Starbirth, butanyway, i sit near an open window so i get to see the sun and breath the sea air. But i also get to sit here and try to stop posting mince.
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Mince? You're posting mince? Now I'm totally lost.

Well, i started in Enlgish, and that degraded until i was unable to put a scentance together, not that you lot would notice anayway, so ive decided its all s**t.
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PS whats the point in this again?

stay away from the windows my god man do you want to drive down the realestate prices?

Mr Legion, on a more serious note, please put back some of your old passion and hate before I confuse you with a Powder Puff Girl.

Queex, alright I can't take anymore. I admit it......
I love you.........
why be so horrible to me?
I've been in love with you ever since you sent me that video that involved a one-eyed baboon, sour cream, a wide mouthed fish, nipple clamps and yourself, naked on a bed of rotting animal corpses.

Everyone else..... for god's sake, shut up!

Why shoul i listen to a dog monkey??? Eh?? Go on tell me you god damed yirning zoophyte!!!!!
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Don't we all have the availability Chinese food in common?

I have to admit. I've been bad. The accusations are supposed to ba baseless... "hmmm *noting that starbirth is too stupid for sarcasm*" obviously wasn't baseless.

Why are you all picking on starbirth's wife. She must be a very understanding SHEEP who doesn't view good sex as *that* important.

Just like yours then?
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ok ok who wants some bitch slap's ??????

starbirth might be up for some slapping. Or (horrible thought) up after some slapping .