h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hey... anyone there... am i the only reasearcher alive??

Nooo! Leo to the rescue! C'mon you dorks, I've been reading the backlog, and you cant insult for your life! Now you know what that rattling sound is everytime you shake your head. (which you do often to show that you dont quite know what's going on!)
And Mr. Brain Ford, if they are all in England, and I'm in NY, then they go to sleep first, followed by me, and then you truly ARE the only one.

ya, ik... but i stayed up till *their* dawn to talk to them again... i dont have a life do i?

LeoAlpha it's not you I despise, it's your pathetic spelling.

Leoalpha is a genius in spullng coperd too mee
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I didn't think it was possible for the IQ level to fall any further in here. But then Leo and Ford started posting.

RF

What did I spell wrong?!

Anyway, look who's talking about IQ levels. That isn't an evil grin on your face, RF, that's a dopey smirk.

Nope. Definitely 'evil grin'. Try hanging your mouse pointer over it. See where it says 'evilgrin'? In the same way that this one



will say 'smiley'; this one



will say 'laugh'; and this one



will say 'idiot'. All clear now?

funny, I ran my mouse over "trin trangula" and it said "blathering moron"...

This is a general thing thats wrong....

Researchers moan about their problems to people they don't know. You dont walk up to people in the street and start moaning!
Sorry that was actually just a moan against myself..everyone else is perfectly entitled to do it

Is that a genuine attempt to answer the question, 'What's Wrong with...H2G2 Researchers'?

Who's moaning? Get 'em in here and we'll call 'em stinky poopooheads!

*walks in*

yup it's a genuine attempt...and here I am

Right - what are you moaning about?

Everything...me...the fact that Im an awful person and keep hurting people..the fact I seem to do it without even noticing...the fact that Im stupid..the fact that I bum around and do nothing and am a disappointment majorly to my parents who spend all their time worrying about me and my mum cries about me at least 5 times a week...

Ah. Well, I was going to call you a stupid poopoohead, but instead, I'm going to call my second threadpause this weekend...

*Threadpause*

"Im an awful person" - I obviously have no idea who you are in real life and have only your contributions to hootoo to go on. From these, I would deduce that you are anything but an awful person

"keep hurting people..the fact I seem to do it without even noticing" Everybody does that (with the possible exception of certain categories of Buddhist Monk). However, not everybody notices that they do this, much less worries over it. The fact you do both of these things again shows that you're not an awful person.

"the fact that Im stupid" Don't make me laugh. I've seen your PS and I've read at least a sample of your postings. You're not even remotely stupid.

"the fact that I bum around and do nothing" From your PS I learn that you are 17. It's your job to bum around and do nothing. If you're any good, you might end up making a career of it, much like myself. However, again, you actually seem to do a lot less bumming around than most.

"and am a disappointment majorly to my parents who spend all their time worrying about me" I very much doubt this as well. As for worrying about you, well ... that's *their* job.

"and my mum cries about me at least 5 times a week" See above. Your mum sounds lovely.



*Endthreadpause*

*blinks* remind me not to do that again.

Trin you're a moronic guy with the brains of a zebra on speed with mirrors strapped to its ears and a roll of parcel tape up its bum

*cobbled together from what I can see around me...excluding the bum*

(Oh and that's me out of threadpauses, by the way. Any more moans and it's abuse only, I'm afraid )

Ah, that's better ...

Very intelligent creatures, zebras. Let me see *examines universal declaration of love for self* Yep, zebra hoofprint, right there on page 3281.

Hey you know I've got an electric fly swat for people like you!

Oh! Don't mind me!!