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Your bottom 10 movies ever...

Post 181

Jim Lynn

You're missing the point about Total Recall: It looked cool! That was the sole justification for the effect. In fact, much of the film was filled with effects for effects sake.

And I agree that it looks dated, but I contend that it looked dated when it was released. I blame the cars. Whenever a movie tries to do 'futuristic' cars it fails. I thought they got it right in Robocop by making all the cars look like Ford Sierras, which felt right to me.

Of course, all these representations pale in comparison with the ultimate projection of a future 200 years in the future that is 'Dalek Invasion Earth 2150AD' where the future Britain has mysteriously regressed to that of the 1950s in every respect.

"Let's avoid Watford - it'll be crawling with Daleks."


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Post 182

aonemantidalwave

...I quite liked Magnum Force.


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Post 183

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

smiley - laugh


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Post 184

aonemantidalwave

Isn't Dalek Invasion Earth forgivable because the King of Kings Peter Cushing is in it?!


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Post 185

Giford

Going back a bit, but - yes, ditch all those horror films. Especially The Mummy. Sci-fi has made no contribution to cinema? What, like special effects? 2001? Any number of cold war analogies? Star Wars?

Anyway, I'm a thriller man meself. Film noir, yes indeedy. If you fell asleep 1/2 hour into Barton Fink, presumably you didn't get as far as the actual murder then?

Gif smiley - geek


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Post 186

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

Is that the Roy Castle one or the Bernard Cribbins one? smiley - weird


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Post 187

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

(Last posting referring to Dr. Who, of course...)

My friend kept poking me to wake me up for the "good bits". This may go a long way towards why I HATE that movie. smiley - grr


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Post 188

aonemantidalwave

Kudos to Gilford!
Barton Fink reigns supreme!


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Post 189

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

The previous posting referring to Barton Fink, of course.

The (probable) head-in-a-bag was a good gag the first twice or so you saw it; John Goodman in the blazing hotel was quite amusing, but one thing I insist from any film I watch is at least ONE character I can relate to. Fink had none, so I lost interest extremely quickly.


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Post 190

aonemantidalwave

Barton Fink is a film about writers block simple as.
If you've never experienced writers block then its doubtful you'll get the full enjoyment out of it.
Not only that but the Coen Brothers are among the top 2% when it comes to originality and the excellent results they get from actors. They are film makers for people who like film.


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Post 191

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

I know the Cohens well; one of my favourite movies is "The Big Lebowski". That doesn't stop Barton Fink coming across as crap, imo.


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Post 192

aonemantidalwave

You're beginning to grate me son!
How can you like Lebowski and not like Fink.
IT MAKES NO SENSE!!!!


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Post 193

Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like

Special effects as an advancement in cinema? I don't think so. The more sophisticated they have become, the less people have thought about scripts. I was talking about real advancements, like camera techniques, story telling techniques, themic qualities.
Sci-fi and vietnam? Interesting thought, got any examples? Of course, Romero's zombie trilogy is probably the most coherent set of political statements in modern American cinema.
What about Star Wars. A good piece of b-movie making. It's really *not* that spectacular, you know. *Only* the advance in the special effects marks it apart from Flash Gordon Conquers the Universe.
And I presume you do realise that when I said The Mummy I meant the Universal pictures version, possibly the most full on expressionist movie ever made by Hollywood.
Of course, Gifford, if we can't have horror movies then film noir has to go because all the great film noir was a direct result of the influx of German horror directors and technicians of the late twenties and early thirties.
smiley - shark


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Post 194

aonemantidalwave

Blues Shark!
Sticking it to the man!!!
I think you've proven a very valuable point...
One cannot prejudge films by genre because all films bleed into each other.
Be specific...what films.
NOT what genre.


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Post 195

It's all too much.....

Bottom 10 movies of all time.

1. Men in Black smiley - cool
2. Three men and a baby/little lady smiley - smileysmiley - smileysmiley - smileysmiley - wah
3. Cats and Dogs smiley - catsmiley - dog
4. Harry F******G Potter smiley - wizard
5. Patch Adams smiley - doctor
6. Lost in Space smiley - ufosmiley - planetsmiley - moonsmiley - marssmiley - rocketsmiley - martiansmilesmiley - aliensmilesmiley - earth
7. Little Nicky smiley - devilsmiley - angel
8. Billy F*****G Elliot
9. Me, myself and Irene smiley - smileysmiley - sadface
10. The Burbs smiley - fullmoonsmiley - skull

AAAAARRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!
I hate them all!


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Post 196

aonemantidalwave

Well, (looking at last posting)
Everything seems to be in order there.
Congrats all too much!
Now there is a worst list that NOBODY can argue with!


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Post 197

Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like

There all relatively bad movies, I'd agree, but *the* worst?
smiley - shark


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Post 198

aonemantidalwave

...I stand corrected.
There IS something for someone to argue about!
Blueboy have you posted yours yet?
(too lazy to look at the earlier postings)


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Post 199

Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like

Yeah, way back, you idle thing you!. Something like post 3 or 4, I think.
smiley - shark


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Post 200

Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like

Post 2, in fact so smiley - nahnah
smiley - shark


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