h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'd be quite keen to do the questions. Anyone want to go through them one at a time with me?

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okagesamade] (exp) Thanks to god/thanks to you/(P)
[shitari] (int) God bless me!/Good heavens!
[yare] (int) Oh!/Ah!/Oh dear!/Dear me!/Aah!/Thank God!
[geederu] Godel/Goedel
[gojira] Godzilla/(P)
[goddaado] Goddard
[goddo] (n) god
[goddofaazaa] godfather/(P)
[sutegodon] Stegodon
[pagoda] (n) pagoda/(P)
[ainokami] (n) Amor/Eros/Venus/god of love
[akujin] (n) evil god
[ijoufu] (n) great man/great god/hero/big man/(P)
[kaishin] (n) sea god/Poseidon/Neptune
[kaijin] (n) sea god/Poseidon/Neptune
[watatsumi] (n) sea god/Poseidon/Neptune
[kannon] (n) Kannon/Kwannon/Goddess of Mercy
[kannonsama] (1) Kannon (Kwannon)/Goddess of Mercy/(2) (sl) clitoris
[ganwokakeru] (exp) to make a wish (to a god)
[kishoumon] (n) (historical) written vow to the gods
[onigami] (n) fierce god/(P)
[kishin] (n) fierce god/(P)
[kijin] (n) fierce god/(P)
[kichijouten] (n) (Buddhist) goddess/(P)
[kisshouten] (n) (Buddhist) goddess/(P)
[yumiyahachiman] (n) god of war
[kumai] (n) rice offered to a god
[kyoufu] (n) godfather
[kurin] (n) pagoda finial
[kurushiitokinokamidanomi] Danger past, God forgotten
[kuwabarakuwabara] My God!/(P)
[gunshin] (n) god of war/war hero
[ebisu] (n) The God of Wealth
[kencha] (n) tea offering to the gods
[kensen] (n) food offering to the gods
[genkou] (n) (rare) black and yellow silk (offered to gods)/heaven and earth
[gojuunotou] (n) 5-storied pagoda/(P)
[gojuunotou] (n) 5-storied pagoda
[gorinnotou] five-story pagoda
[okagesamade] (exp) Thanks to god/thanks to you
[osagari] (n) food offering to the gods/leftovers/hand-me-downs
[miko] (n) child of the emperor/a maiden consecrated to the gods
[miki] (n) sacred wine or sake/sake offered to the gods
[goriyaku] (n) grace of God
[koujin] (n) god of a cooking stove
[koumon] (n) written report to the gods/imperial edict/written appeal to a superior
[kokubun] (n) written report to the gods/imperial edict/written appeal to a superior
[konnichisama] (n) sun god
[saibun] (n) address to the gods/type of song which spread from mountain hermits to the laity during the Kamakura era
[saimon] (n) address to the gods/type of song which spread from mountain hermits to the laity during the Kamakura era
[mihashiranokami] three gods
[yamahime] (n) mountain goddess
[ukagau] (v5u,vi,vt) (hon) to visit/to ask/to inquire/to hear/to be told/to implore (a god for an oracle)/(P)
[shidarin'ou] Citipati (skeletal Buddhist demi-gods)
[shinigami] (n) god of death/Death
[shinigami] (n) (god of) death
[ujigami] (n) Shinto god/patron god/(P)
[shashoku] (n) the State (tutelary deity and god of grain)
[jashin] (n) an evil god
[wakamiya] (n) young prince/shrine dedicated to the son of the god of the main shrine/newly built shrine
[nushi] (n) owner/master/lover/god/(P)
[shushin] (n) chief god
[juroujin] (n) god of longevity
[juuichimenkannon] (n) 11-faced Goddess of Mercy
[juuichimenkanzeon] 11-faced Goddess of Mercy
[joshin] (n) goddess
[megami] (n) goddess
[shouki] (n) god to ward off illness and misfortune
[joutei] (n) Shangti/God/Lord/Creator/the Supreme Being
[jouten] (n) heaven/God/Providence/the Supreme Being/the Absolute
[shinjin] (n) faith/belief/devotion/godliness
[shinjinbukai] deeply religious/devout/godly/faithful
[kami] (n) god/(P)
[kamigami] (n) gods
[kaminitsukaeru] (exp) to serve God
[kaminokudashitamoutamono] godsend/heavenly gift
[kaminotokuwoutattauta] poem in praise of God
[kamiwoosoreru] (exp) to fear God
[kamiwouyamau] (exp) to revere God
[kamiwotattobu] (exp) to revere God
[shin'i] (n) god's authority/might of Heaven
[kamikakete] (adv) swear by god/absolutely
[jingi] (n) gods of heaven and earth
[shinkoku] (n) land of the gods/Japan
[shinshu] (n) sacred wine or sake/sake offered to the gods
[miki] (n) sacred wine or sake/sake offered to the gods
[shinju] (n) god tree (Ailanthus)
[shinshuu] (n) land of the gods/Japan/China
[shinjo] (n) assistance from the gods
[kamishinjin] (n) belief in god
[kamigami] (n) gods
[shinjin] (n) gods and men/godlike person
[shinzen] (n) before god/before an altar
[shinzennichikau] (exp) to pledge before God
[shinzennimaiwohoujiru] (exp) to dedicate a dance to a god
[shinsoku] (adj-na,n) godspeed/swiftness
[kamiyo] (n) ancient time/age of the gods
[jindai] (n) ancient time/age of the gods
[shinmei] (n) deity/God
[kamisama] (n) god/(P)
[shinsen] (n) food and alcohol offering to the gods
[suijaku] (n) appearances of Buddha to save men/Shinto god who is the reincarnation of a Buddha or bodhisattva
[suijin] (n) a water god
[ikigami] (n) living god
[ikigamisama] living god/saintly person
[seigen] (n,vs) attestation/attest/vow or oath (made to the gods)
[ishigami] (n) stone which is worshipped/image of a god in stone
[shakujin] (n) stone which is worshipped/image of a god in stone
[sekitou] (n) stone monument or pagoda
[kirinusa] paper and sacred sakaki branches cut and mixed with rice to scatter before the gods
[senjukannon] (n) thousand-armed Goddess ofMercy
[kura] (n) warehouse/cellar/magazine/granary/godown/depository/treasury/elevator/(P)
[sou] (n) warehouse/cellar/magazine/granary/godown/depository/treasury/elevator
[souko] (n) storehouse/warehouse/godown/(P)
[souja] (n) shrine enshrining several gods
[souja] (n) shrine enshrining several gods
[kura] (n) warehouse/cellar/magazine/granary/godown/depository/treasury/elevator/(P)
[sou] (n) warehouse/cellar/magazine/granary/godown/depository/treasury/elevator
[taiyoushin] (n) sun god
[daifu] godfather
[daibo] godmother
[daikoku] (n) (1) god of wealth/(2) priest's wife
[daikokuten] (n) god of wealth
[tanabota] (n) godsend/windfall
[tanabota] (n) godsend/windfall
[chinju] (n) local Shinto deity/tutelary god/(P)
[chinjunokami] local deity/guardian god
[tenshu] (n) Lord of Heaven/God
[amaterasuoomikami] (n) Sun Goddess/Amaterasu Oomikami
[tenshoukoudaijin] (n) Sun Goddess/Amaterasu Oomikami
[amaterasuoomikami] (n) Sun Goddess/Amaterasu Oomikami
[amatsukami] (n) heavenly gods/Michizane's spirit
[tenjin] (n) heavenly gods/Michizane's spirit
[tenshinchigi] gods of heaven and earth
[tenjinchigi] gods of heaven and earth
[tenjin] (n) nature and man/God and man/celestial being/celestial maiden
[tennin] (n) nature and man/God and man/celestial being/celestial maiden
[tenso] (n) the ancestral Sun Goddess
[tenson] (n) descendant of a god/heavenly grandson/(P)
[tenchishinmei] (n) the gods of heaven and earth
[amatsukami] (n) heavenly gods/Michizane's spirit
[tentei] (n) Lord/God/Creator/Heavenly King
[tendou] cherub/gods disguised as children/children parading as cherubs
[tentousama] the sun/providence/god
[tenbatsu] (n) divine punishment/wrath of God/visitation/(P)
[tenmei] (n) God's will/karma/destiny/Heaven's decree/one's life
[ten'yuushinjo] divine grace/God's help
[ten'yo] (n) godsend/heaven's gift
[uchigami] earthgod
[dozou] (n) storehouse with thick (earthen) walls/godown
[tou] (n,n-suf) tower/pagoda/(P)
[touba] (n) stupa/pagoda/wooden grave tablet/(P)
[toumyou] (n) light offered to a god
[uchigura] godown within a building or compound
[byakuemyouhi] Pandara (Buddhist goddess)
[hachiman] (adv,n) God of War/Hachiman
[hachimanguu] (n) Shrine of the God of War
[hanshin] (n) demigod
[hannya] (n) wisdom/Prajnaparamita/Perfection of Wisdom (Buddhist goddess)
[bishamonten] (n) guardian god of Buddhism
[binbougami] (n) god of poverty
[fukakouryoku] (n) act of God/irresistible force/inevitability
[hotei] (n) pot-bellied god of good fortune
[bushin] (n) god of military arts
[fuushi] (n) wind god
[fuushin] (n) wind god
[fuujin] (n) wind god
[fukuin] (n) Gospel/Word of God/(P)
[fukurokuju] (n) tall headed god of happiness, wealth, and long life
[buchousonshou] Usnisavijaya/Victorious Goddess of the Chignon (Buddhist deity)
[buttou] (n) pagoda
[nusawotatematsuru] (exp) to offer a wand with hemp and paper streamers to a Shinto god
[benzaiten] (n) god of wealth, music, eloquence and water
[benten] (n) Benten (goddess of arts and wisdom)
[houhei] (n,vs) offering a wand with hemp and paper streamers to a Shinto god
[shimobe] (n) manservant/servant (of God)
[bokushin] (n) god of cattle raising/Pan
[mamaki] Mamaki (Buddhist goddess)
[marishi] Marici (Buddhist goddess)
[marishiten] (n) Buddhist god of war
[nadzukeoya] (n) godparent
[moukemono] (n) good bargain/a find/godsend
[moukemono] (n) good bargain/a find/godsend
[yuushinron] (n) theism/belief in existence of a god or gods
[atae] gift/godsend
[yashinaioya] (n) godparents/foster parents
[raijin] (n) god of lightning
[rishin] deism/belief in God as creator of universe
[ritsugan] (n) prayer to a god
[ryuujin] (n) dragon god/dragon king
[tatsutahime] (n) goddess of autumn
[ryuujin] (n) dragon god/dragon king
[roban] (n) pagoda roof
[gyoukou] (n) fortuitous/luck/windfall/godsend/good fortune
[dakini] Dakini (Buddhist fairy-goddess)

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Woo hoo, way to go Sazz!! And an honorable mention for Teleios in the Daniel H/C category to boot. Also, congrats to Pough for her wins.

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(fyi, a site I'm hosting for an "unlucky" friend. He lost his job, he's lost his wife and now he's about to lose his home... )

P.S: could you clarify what seems to trouble you?

What postage stamps do we offer?

A range of stamps for different purposes:

definitive stamps (those with Her Majesty the Queen's head on) in many denominations from 1p to £5

country definitive stamps for England, Scotland

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You will be assimilated...oh yes you will...

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(All these paste thingys make me look bad )

Unused purse from Fez

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I'm sure some of this is rubbish.....
Did you know that¦


- It is impossible to lick your own elbow

- A crocodile can't stick out its tongue

- The heart of a shrimp is in its head

- It is physically impossible for a pig to look up into the sky

- That, on average, a human will have sex 3.000 times and spend 2½ weeks kissing during a lifetime.

- More than 50 pct. of all people in the world have never made or received a phone call.

- Rats and horses can't throw up

- If you sneeze hard enough, you can break a rib. If you suppress a sneeze, you a burst a blood vessel in your head or neck and die from it. If you force yourself to keep your eyes open while you sneeze, they can fly out of your head.

- If you wear headphones for more than an hour, you will increase
the number of bacteria in your ears 700 times.

- That the lighter was invented before the match

- 25 pct. of people making use of personal adds are already married

- That the quacking of a duck, doesn't provide an echo; nobody knows why

- During a life time of 70 years, you will eat 50 different kinds of insects and 10 spiders, while you sleep. (Nasty)

- Like a fingerprint, a tongue print is unique

- According to scientists, the moons orbit increases a little bit every year away from earth. The distance is minimal, but measurable (approximately 3,6 millimeters a year). If you do the math, then the moons orbit was about 4 meters from earth 85 million years ago. This explains the extinction of the dinosaurs ¦.(the tall ones, anyway).

- If you shouted 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat up a cup of coffee. (The
question is; is that time well spent?)

- If you fart constantly for 6 years and 9 months, you would have produced enough toxic gasses to make a nuclear bomb. (See,
that's more like it)

- Humans and dolphins are the only two species, that have sex for pleasure (proving them to be the most intelligent animals
around)

- The strongest muscle in the body, is the tongue (Are you listening, boys?)

- Right-handed people live, on average, 9 years longer than left-handed people. Polar bears are left-handed. (Which is valuable
information, should you happen to end up in a fist fight with one.)

- The Sea Bass has over 27.000 taste buds (It is no fun to be picky one, then).

- A flea can jump 150 relative to its body mass. In comparison, then a human would be able to jump the length of a football field.

- A cockroach will live about 9 days without its head, before it starves to death. (Freaky)

- Butterflies taste with their feet (Arrgh!!!" if you land on something the dog left behind).

- The eye of a ostrich, is bigger than its brain. (I know a few people like that)

- A jellyfish has no brain (I know a few people like that, as well)

- The male cockroach cannot mate, while its head is attached to the body. The female initializes the mating act by ripping of the head of the male. (Hoonnneeyyy!!!! I'm home!!!! What the f……)

- When a pig has an orgasm it lasts for 30 minuttes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig, no comments on present situation.)

- Some lions can handle up to 50 intercourses in one day (I'll still want to be a pig quality rather than quantity, thank you.)

- More than 50 pct. of everybody who reads this mail, tried to lick their own elbow.


Lots of love and hugs
"Pig" [in my dreams...]
xx

Those sort of things are funnier without the 'comedy' comments somebody added along the way

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queegle : Of course Satanism is about picking what you want to represent you.

Man is his own god. That's the point.
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I really didn't know what would be in there, and it's a hootoo conversation! I'd best do some proper work

After a couple of somewhat disastrous attempts to introduce an, normally, R&B crowd