h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Really, I never knew that. I feel quite now!!!

Could you tell us how it happened, and when?

our beautiful sister lilith

i honour you for you are here still. i never got to exchange ideas with you but your potency is impregnating my soul still.

thank you our dear sister, you gave to us. i have been nourished by your generous gifts. i lay my heart at your feet my sister. i am so grateful for your life.

in love

micheline

n.b. for the cynics out there. open your heart, there is no other way, no one can tell you it.

But what happened to her?

She died, but I do not know any more details than that.

Ben

Do you think we should change the subject of the thread, for a sign of respect!!!

I actually don't think she would have liked that at all.

I agree with Xanatic - I think she would have seen paying for sex as a greater mark of respect than anything else. Have you actually *read* what she posted in this thread?

B

It was before my time!!!

I think she added a bit of diversity to this thread. I will miss her.

Should we all go out and get a prostitute in her honor?

As a sign of respect, I think we should!!!

In reply to post 469 a visitor to planet earth said:
"Marry a lady, buy a home, holidays, car, garden, clothes. You could argue it is cheaper to pay for sex with a prostitute than to get married"

OK.
I can understand that from the point of view of a divorced man who has lost his home, kids, possessions etc., to the ex.

BUT

I don't understand the gripe about paying for holidays, etc.

Weren't you {the man who paid, I mean} *on* those holidays, or did she go alone?!?
I bet the man chose the car!

No matter how much you pay her, a prostitute will not have your children, and would you want her to?
If you didn't want to "finance" a wife and marriage, then you'd have to pay a surrogate, which is a minefield of legal worries, never mind the fact that the surrogate may change her mind and want to keep "your" baby.

No doubt it's cheaper to pay for sex with a prostitute than finance a wife and marriage. It all depends on what kind of commitment you want in return for your investment.

Post 461: No shaving sex and vibrators must be sterilised after each use!!!{In Dutch brothels} no shaving sex - does that mean, the prostitute won't let you shave her, or the prostitute must not be shaved before sex?? Vibrators must be sterilized after each use....does that mean *other* people use/share them?!? Or one vibrator belongs to one prostitute and she must clean it before the next punter?
Although - why he would want to use a vibrator when he's paying for sex is beyond me

AGB - feeling like she is very niave after reading a small amount of backlog of this thread.

To be fair, the brothel Jeremy went to did throw away vibrators away after each use unless you bought them. I still don't know what shaving sex is, nor do I want to know!!!

Threw them away? That can't have been cheap. Couldn't they just have covered them with a condom?

Have you used a vibrator before!!!

I'm a guy. Why wouldn't a condom work?

To be honest, they feel horrible and tear easily!!!

Did you remember to break it out of the packing blister first?

Then think about us poor guys who have to wear the bloody things. Women have lots of erogenous zones. Guys only have one, and we have to cover it in rubber. The same as if you had sex wearing a wetsuit.