h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Wellllll.......personally, I'd ask him if he decided to attack England because he met Windsor or if he called off the invasion because he knew Windsor.

Whatcha think Rat... can we keep this converstation on track for once? or will it fall back into a ?

peace.

didn't just lose track and then go back again already?

yeah... like 5 times...

peace.

then I'm doing my job well

Hi, theory. Any other important nouns you don't know the meaning of?

I was just trawling through this ...um...tangled skein. It's better than watching The Phantom Penis with the kid. We saw it in the theatre when it first came out and my estimation of George Lucas has never been that high.

I would like to ask Herr Shickelgruber why his niece committed suicide and why he would never give Willy the deed to that property in Montana or the key to that suite in the Waldorf?

Completely unaware of what that smiley means.

= huh? - a cross between and

probably

Where cornfused? By me? Or references to Shickelgruber, niece, Willy, Montana and Waldorf?

Oh, mercy me, that's a question mark isn't it? On my screen it looks like an old-fashioned angled-head flashlight being shown on a smiley!

yes

Herr Shicklegruber is the name that Hitler was called by people making fun of him during WWII in the states. His mother supposedly had him by a man named Shicklegruber and the man who raised him and gave him his last name was his uncle.
Willy was his cousin and he just recently died.
Hitler's niece was very close to him and lived with him for awhile.
She committed suicide I believe very soon after the Beer Hall Putsch.
Hitler owned property in Montana that was bought from one of the general staff. He had a residence at the Waldorf that he never visited but maintained so he could have a New York address because that was where the publisher of Mein Kampf in America was.
Clearer?

ahhhhhh....I see

The thing about this thread is its about Hitler during the day and turns into a conversation about towels at night so you confused me

Towels...don't know much about them. My wife keeps washing them so the only stains I can rely on are on my t-shirts and the couch.

its not so much towels as (smileys)..maybe we need a as well

I thought that was the whole point. A clean towel has no survival value according to the authorized text.
I don't do smileys. They remind me too much of the Watchmen comics.

you mean theres still a point to H2G2 if you take the smileys out of the equation???

.oO(maybe its time I found some non-smiley related threads)

A that's what we need for all of those times the moderators get a little too close.