h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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The tune already exists.

And the lyrics just need some tweaking.

Listen to the ground:
There is movement all around.
There is something goin down
And I can feel it.

On the waves of the air,
There are Hooverites out there.
If its somethin we can share,
We can steal it.

And that silly 2legs woman,
She moves through the light,
Controlling my mind and my soul.
When you reach out for me
Yeah, and the feelin is bright,

NightHoover, NightHoover.
We know how to do it.
Gimme that Nighthoover, NightHoover.
We know how to show it.

NightHoover, NightHoover.
We know how to do it.
Gimme that Nighthoover, NightHoover.
We know how to show it.

We had a couple of choruses of that at the last meet:

Nighthoover, nighthoover, you know how to suck it.

Serephina and I came up with a little dance and everything!

Always needed some verse action.

niiiighthooover niiiighthoover you know how to suck it *does a little dance*

Nighthoover sucks HAHAHAHAHahahahaoohhhh I cant be bothered.

Brilliant!

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the prophet the chosen one
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arrived 25 september 2001
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one day to return
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when he returns we know we're in luck
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so lonely without you here
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A strangeness - in this conversatin is says that the post was September 25th, but the shrine of Nighthoover's PS says it was September 26th.

26th September 2001 was the twelfth anniversary of my birth. 12 is a very important holy number I'm thinking...

25 september 2001 was the first post to this thread by nighthoover 26 september was his second and final post to this thread, and seemingly to HooToo have a look at the first page if you don't believe me

Traveller in Time digging in the swampy archives
"I am still searching for that other conversation he seems to have posted to .

He has been holy online for several hours . . "

There was another conversation he posted too? you sure? don't think I've seen it

No... He never posted elsewhere... unless he unsubscribed to a conversation (highly unlikely).

I think someone on the first page of this thread suggested to him he could unsuscribe from any conversations and then 'it'd be as if you were never here except for this conversation'

Traveller in Time on his head
"I am sure I have seen another conversation with the name leading to the nighthoover. Just never been able to find it again .

It is my destiny to read all conversations checking for the missing mantras of the prophet. "

ahhh but ar eyou sure it was the 'real' nighthooover and not one of the many who faulsely bear or have beared his name would it have been in 'ask' ?

I did see that. So the asenscion of nighthoover coincided with the twelfth year of my birth.

and here we are on the eve of hoovermass and the midnight hour approchs n i g h t h o o v e r

NIGHTHOOVER

the hoover of the night is the hoover of hte night n i g h t h o o v e r n i g h t h o o v e r