h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Socks depend on the day and what is clean.
And besides young 2legs you know perfectly well the identity of the nighthoover dont you? Care to share with the group while I go doubt some chickens?

I know not the identity of nighthoover chicken? n i g th o o v e r BoBoBoB Oh heck a car just drove by oh, yeh, its a road htey often do that

Oh come on Bunnyfrog! Tell us! COME ON! Please? Tell us tell us tell us tell us tell us come on tell us!

Reveal to us the prophet nighthoover!

But as Lo did pass from the kingdom of Bob unto the barren waists he did give cause for pause and he thunked unto himself Lo what dawn on yonder hills doth break what is this I hear before me a floppy hoppy yarpy who speaks the profits name in vein and for what I dust ask why do the great unwashed luke up to this craven crone and spaek hail the great floppy hoppy yarpy for she dust have the answer and Lo was much saddened by this false profit and he didst fall upon the hard ground all kale the most turnipful hear upendeth the liason our hen and wormhen.

though it causes us great distress, and does annoy the dustbunnies mightly so, our waiting is as nothing to the years of waiting and waiting for the prophet to return for teh most turnipsful and turnipful shall unto cast the stone of light through darkness to eternal mushroom laiers

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But 2legs, that mean's Nighthoover is... David Hasselhoff!

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But it can 2legs... Oh it can... I may even form my own splinter religion...

Come get religion and join our March through hootoo... for Jack!! http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/brunel/F19585?thread=588804

The New United Templar Holy Church Order of Nighthoover the Hasselhoff
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Join us...

Will you join our March and bring a friend?

Dear Mr Dreadful,

I tried your new religion and now I've got lots of small spikey bits of wood stuck in my bum. Thank you very much. I yam happy where I yam. Our hen and wormhen.

Alas! It appears this have become a time of dissent amongst our little sect...

Ooh, just like a real religion! Does this put us lot (the non-splitters and non-bunnyfrog, that is ) as the Catholics? Do I get to wearone of those funny hats?



No, but my brothers and sisters, let us forget these petty quarrels, for a greater cause lies ahead. Let us join together in the March for Jack, and spread the blessing of the prophet upon those who need it most! Let us hope that the force of nighthoover shall affect Jack's cancer to quit, just as the prophet has done!
Come my comrades, come brothers and sisters, let us follow the march in its current location here: F1994453?thread=568513&latest=1

Sorry, newer location is here: F94357?thread=196919&latest=1 (this is very confusing, those marchers keep moving all the time)

Im so very glad that Ive been granted my own personal breakaway sect status So heartwarming that my efforts have actually been noticed.
And no the hoover of the night is certainly NOT Mr. Hasselhoff, he is too busy consorting with sponges and starfish at the moment. The true identity of he who is the holy one is...
No, I shall not reveal till a few more of you quit. How can you be truely worthy of the Name if you dont even follow the One Teaching (alright three teachings but the main one is still based on quitting)

I'm hedging my bets and gone over to the split section of the cult as well, just to be safe and particulalry silly of course n i g h t h o o v e r d a v i d n i g h t h o o v e r k n i g h t r i d e r

Listen to Lo the old withered testicle profit get thee my behind oh floppy hoppy yarpy keep rite on to the end of the toad we shall not weeken we shall not flail in our quest for the one true BobBob all kale to the most turnipful our hen and wormhen

yea, turnipful, mhrily quest, straight path, onwards, non detouring onwards turnipful thilry grifty finding and searching low an hi and hello and oh yes please, and mhrily we spry to the continueing search and lo and hi and how are you doing and don't mind if I do for the most turnipful is mrhily younder where we searchet and look like a looking look looks into a looked look for a look to look and look the more yea thrily and mhrily so thus manafold madness render search most turipful oh yea for the one ture son of the one ture bob the mogst nighthooverable and nighthooverabilityness indeede oh indeedey yes surreal and strangely spurious, and spuriously strang and thrily the grifty is strange and spurious and lo and yea and onwards and striagh low thrusmp zoin goiw ais aubergines, letuce spry

2legs, you are now offically Top Notch Preacher and Bearer of the Evil Twin's Moustache.



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Mr. Dreadful
Supreme High Uber-Priest of the New United Templar Holy Church Order of Nighthoover the Hasselhoff: A3647955