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Tomato flu!
A Super Furry Animal Started conversation Oct 31, 2005
I just caught the end of the news, and heard an item about tomato flu. Should I be worried about this? I just ate a 
product...
RF
Tomato flu!
aka Bel - A87832164 Posted Oct 31, 2005
It's too late in the night now to worry about it, come back again tomorrow 
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A Super Furry Animal Posted Oct 31, 2005
>> Ah. I don't think that was the 'news', exactly <<
I once wound someone up by playing "The Day Today" video and saying it was the news...it almost worked!
This seems to be like "The Day Today" but with most of the jokes removed. Although I did like "IBS News"
RF
Tomato flu!
Trin Tragula Posted Oct 31, 2005
Nail. Head.
To be honest, I was only half-watching it, but the bits I did pay closer attention to didn't suggest I was missing all that much.
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Mu Beta Posted Oct 31, 2005
I'm still convinced that the whole Bird Flu thing is a wind-up.
Bird. Flew. Geddit?
B
Tomato flu!
lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned Posted Nov 1, 2005
I feel mean.. I didn't hear my tomato sneeze 
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lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned Posted Nov 1, 2005
It sort of went "splat" in the frying pan.. 
Tomato flu!
lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned Posted Nov 1, 2005
Does that make me mean?
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Nov 1, 2005
The tomato flue: caused by a metallomatrix visus virus specific to tomatos, names the namely the X 5 TC strain, is totally harmless to humans badgers and small pretty loverly to stroke rabbits etc. However, due to a randome freaky freak nature thinggy the X5 TC has mutated in to the 10CC version of the virus witch is able to infect both humans and hyinas. this is an extremely virylent erson of the virus as it lacks basic hygine and dining skills, and is, for example, unable to eat properly in a resturant. futhermore it is able to kill a dead parront totally dead from about two yarsa, and hs not a single notacible notacle notacble notacible tatoo whith any reference to that woman who does the reiews of wine.
Tomato flu!
Does that make you mean what, lil?
One possible meaning is that 2legs has been at the ale again 
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Orcus Posted Nov 1, 2005
Ale made from hops that have been infected with the deadly tomato flu 
If first crossed over somewhere near Weymouth creating the new H15037 strain. Farmers are now hopping mad.
Tomato flu!
icecoldalex Posted Nov 1, 2005
I thought IBS news was really rather funny and the number of actors used!
I particularly liked reading the moving text along the bottom of the screen. V. funny. 
Alex.
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- 1: A Super Furry Animal (Oct 31, 2005)
- 2: Trin Tragula (Oct 31, 2005)
- 3: aka Bel - A87832164 (Oct 31, 2005)
- 4: A Super Furry Animal (Oct 31, 2005)
- 5: Trin Tragula (Oct 31, 2005)
- 6: A Super Furry Animal (Oct 31, 2005)
- 7: Mu Beta (Oct 31, 2005)
- 8: A Super Furry Animal (Oct 31, 2005)
- 9: lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned (Nov 1, 2005)
- 10: A Super Furry Animal (Nov 1, 2005)
- 11: lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned (Nov 1, 2005)
- 12: kea ~ Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small, unregarded but very well read blue and white website (Nov 1, 2005)
- 13: lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned (Nov 1, 2005)
- 14: kea ~ Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small, unregarded but very well read blue and white website (Nov 1, 2005)
- 15: lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned (Nov 1, 2005)
- 16: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Nov 1, 2005)
- 17: kea ~ Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small, unregarded but very well read blue and white website (Nov 1, 2005)
- 18: Orcus (Nov 1, 2005)
- 19: kea ~ Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small, unregarded but very well read blue and white website (Nov 1, 2005)
- 20: icecoldalex (Nov 1, 2005)
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