h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

But all is not lost. Indeed, some skeptics doubt whether Tordstromval is now sunken below sea level (like some economy-class Atlantis) at all. We spoke to one expert, Dr Ian Stanton, Head of Environmental Research at Proprotanium Fuel Solutions plc, who questioned the "reactionary theories" of those who immediately blamed global warming. "How can they be certain they've got the right bit of sea?"

The ticker-tape news was the same as last week. I had hoped they'd have a whole load of new gags in it. Oh well.

And the woman doing the interviews in Lincolnshire, and doing the american TV News presenter (with the bloke who always goes off on one) , she's in Spooks isn't she?