h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

... must admit, I'm being swayed by the porpoises... even if nefariously minded... Me and the porpoises shall rule the world! (and Icky can supply the fish)

rushes off to get the porpoises gift wrapped.

Did you know there was a bloke several years ago done for cruelty to animals cos he was caught drunk one night trying to have sex with a dolphin in one of the sea-life worlds? Apparently, unlike dogs, horses, cows etc. there is no specific law covering secual acts with a dolphin!

don't forget to leave an airhole at the top (and an ahole at the bottom too... might not be so great to unwrap otherwise )


oooooooooo k .... so how long are you banned from keeping pets then?

Thank you all for your kind offers... mlady is quite overwhelmed. It's nice to know that I can have virtual wedded bliss

no, wasn't me! I prefer fur to fins

Surf or turf, Icky?

icky indeed

Im home again, had a nice day, but didn't say anythign about the liking part, cos it would have been so unexpected and not incontext with anythign else ...

awwww... come and see me when you've got your navy uniform, we can have a torrid affair while Icky's off on one of his 'farming' holidays..

how qucikly can you travel between ports?

Hmmm, whatever is that DG guy thinking?

So porpoises are they the ones with or without legs?

Wouldn't have a clue, haven't heard from him since Sunday's email.

Think they grow legs if you let them dry out.

i had been waiting to tell her till today. then today i didn't tell her, didn't seel that it particuarly mattered ...

Rule One - do you keep backing down as you like things the way they are or are you fearful of what may change if you say anything (or is it 3 any other option as life is hard to pidgeon-hole into 2 choices.)

More jaded naff advice for you to takewhatever meaning yuo will. We have no control on the present, no control on the future and very little control on the now. Rule One it is hard to judge but sometimes the risks are worth taking the plunge. At least you will then know the outcome rather than guessing it.

Flamestrike, that is why i wanted to talk to her. However in the situation it didn't feel right. had i said something, it would have come completley out of blue and been completley unexpected.

I understand.

Timing is Everything (or so I am told *lol* - hmmm could that be the reason......)

dispite her looking good as per usual i forgot to complement her ...


though she did appreciate it when i positioned myself to prevent her face being blasted by the wind and snow, when we were waiting to cross a road.

Were you nice, friendly or make her laugh alot? (laughing with you not at you - always hard to see which is which *lol*)

i was nice friendly, not ALOT, but i did make her laugh. Make her laugh normally at school as well.

i also teased her abit about an incident involving her and the flowers on resturant tables

You know I've been told by someone who's a bit of a player, although not as much as he'd like to think, that being laughed at by a girl is better than them not laughing at all.

I think it probably depends on the circumstances.