h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I do wish people would stop comparing me to Homer Simpson.

B

*laughing at queegle obviously, not at Xan*

Hmmm, no we did kiss. Although she told me I was quite bad at it. We even got into bed once. But so far she is the only girl I have kissed

Well then she wasn't a nice friendly girl! (because she told you you weren't good at kissing, not because she didn't jump into bed with you ) It seems to be that teaching somebody would be much more fun!

"I do wish people would stop comparing me to Homer Simpson."

They can't help it, it's the MMMmmm impersinations you were doing at the London meet.

Learning can be a surprising amount of fun too.

B

ive never been kissed ...



issue of dealing cos of exams, is her feelings, i don't stress or worry of them. she does though, so im gonna save it till the stressful exams are over. having a nice friendly girl wouldn't make my studying anyworse ... cos i never do anyway. might make it better if she bribed me.


im not really that much of a party person. oh well

You think will help?

Not something to worry about so much.

Be confident and people because there are people out there who want you.

All is not lost for you singletons, the first step is to recognise what makes you happy and be confident that people want you. Thing is lots of them lack confidence they are already lonely and dont want to add embarassment and rejection to their *little* cocktail of self doubt. Every single one of you could find several nice friendly boys and/or girls quite easily.

Its not so much a question of where to find them its *how* you go about looking.

These people are all around, at work, in the pub on the bus, at the library, at your neighbours 40th wedding anniversery party. In short every where and anywhere. Just be as nice and positive to them as you would like people to be with you.

If you like someones perfume, hair, jokes, the way they dance or that they held the door for you, tell people. Show people that you are taking an interest in them on a personal level, just be friendly. People will begin to see you and themselves in a more positive light and before you know where you are you'll be where you want to be

one love

Some good advice there

meh, im not toworried, at least i don't get slaggeed for being a crap kisser.

Like everything, until you have experience n practice you're not going to be much goood at it I don't know anyone who's first kiss was anything short of awful!

wet... that's pretty much all I remember from my first kiss!

Being interested in people is definitely the way to go.. ask people how they are when you see them and mean it. Ask what they've been up to, when they reply, ask questions about that.. be interested, and they'll end up being interested in you. Whether that evolves into seeing you in 'that way' is a bonus

Going to go home now and ogle my fit housemate.

well i am interested in what she gets up to, and she seems quite interested in what i get up to

well all you have to do now is get up to it together!
(checks he got the words the right way round, *phew*)

that all depends on if she wants too

She was a nice, friendly girl. The reason she told me I was a bad kisser is because I asked her. And she tried to put her reply in a nice way. I had hoped she would look at me lovingly and say it feels good when I kiss her, but she wasn't deliberatly trying to hurt me.

the truth can hurt ...



hearing only what you want to hear, and knowing only what you've heard