h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

ahem, I meant.



Queegle



ps. because if they're not nice, when you're famous they might sell their stories of your sordid orgies to the papers...

Well, as long as they say something nice that`s okay

Maybe I should apply for Big Brother, seems it worked for that Cameron guy.

You still a lonely chap Xan?
Holy s***! I'd have thought someone would have had the decency to give you a shot by now!

I think you'd do really well on Big Brother!

They`re running the American Big Brother on TV right now. They cut to some musical interlude or other silly things every time someone changes clothes or takes a shower. Where`s the point in that?

Maybe they have odd growths on their body.

Americans seem to have odd standards, don't forget the republicans rule, they have quite old fashioned ideas about nudity in mainstream tv.

But they aren't below filling the house with the fittest people possible in order to gain more viewers - tv eye candy.


Talking of eye candy - new chap in work2... phwooarrgggh! (too young for me though)

That`s what surprised me. They take really good-looking people, and the FBI guy, and put their ex'es in there with them. So they must expect something sexual will happen, yet they don`t want to show it?

It's the tension thing... you *might* get a glimpse. Plus people are suckers for a love story.

None of which explains Sex and the City.

B

You get a darn sight more sex in Sex In The City than Big Brother US, it would seem .... WAHEY!

Why do they always do it with their bras on though?

B

Agh, 3 days aways and a massive backlog. Damn BT and their 150 hour monthly limit...

I was unaware that pulling had any meaning other than a good snog. Actually I'm pretty certain we both had the same miscellanious fruity cocktail taste.

Well, I guess a god snog is the minimum of pulling.

Mmm, the vacuum cleaner effect...

Bah! Another Saturday night, another rejection . I should just give up, but I know I wont!

Anyhoo, off to Stockholm this weekend - post yer handy Swedish chat-up lines here please

Ask 'em if they want to see your Smorgasbord.

B

ooooh I just remembered! I got a text message from one of the guys I got numbers from at a drinks do a couple of months ago! Although I don't remember giving my number out And I can't remember if it's the one in front of whom I spilt beer down myself brave guy if it is I played safe and invited him to my birthday drinks tomorrow - I know his name, and if I see one of the guys from the drinks do, I'll say Hi, and he'll never know any different!

As if you can feel their milk churns? ... I'll get my coat

Ah, spilling beer down yourself - a sure-fire way to attract blokes.

As long as you're wearing a plain white T-shirt and no bra, that is.

B

I think I'll save that for my 'Wild Weekend in Ibiza' when I'm 40