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Maybe, if you want to go out on further dates with this chappy, you should avoid getting, in your own words, "very, very ". There nothing turns a man off quicker than a date who can't walk straight, and has to stop on the way home for a puke/pee/long breath of fresh air.

B

No, I was just tipsy when he was around, only very very drunk after we'd got seperated, which I'm quite pleased about

I never get so drunk when I'm with someone that I have to puke or pee in the bushes, not very ladylike and very inconsiderate!

Tanslation: "I'm a lightweight and won't own up to it"

B

I puked up on my first date with Liz. we were mid snog when I had to stop, "excuse me for a minute". Then I went behind a transit van and parked my lunch. Classy or what.

At least you excused yourself. There are some rather less fortunate souls out there that didn't know what hit them...

Sometimes I wish I had never read that 'What is the most embarrassing thing that happened to you?' thread

Yay! Go queegle! You played a blinder girl - got him all interested then turned all mysterious and enigmatic by vanishing *and* were still able to get hammered and have a good time

He is bound to be in touch again...

Cheers kelli! That's more like it!

to you Mr B

I'll have to tell my friends I was called a lightweight, they'll at that one

I've just got to that age (or experienced enough), where I know the balance between being really quite drunk, but not feeling so rough the next day you regret going out

Oh, and is a "Tanslation" like a translation but from someone who's been in the sun too long?

You go girl, its good the way that you dont want to chase this bloke and arent willing to accept less than equal levels of respect, affection, care, attention, etc... in a relationship. Just remeber sometimes a spontaneous and unilateral expression of affection however small can have huge effects even on us blokes.

Here are some things girls can say to boys to "charm" us and get us where you want us.

I like the way you handle your drink. This lets a guy know you like him and repect his machismo and also encourages him not to get too drunk.

Its so refreshing to find a man who is willing to open up about his emotions. Even if a guy hasnt done this much it will encourage him to see you as someone he can talk to.

I like a man who says what he wants. You get the picture by now.

Us guys we are like lost we need to be steered, but like real if the sheperd or the gets too close we'll get scared and scarper.

Cant gaurantee that the you round up this way will be to your liking but atleast you get to have a closeup look.

Oh and beware wolves in sheeps clothing.

blicky

I'll remember the , he's too cute to be a wolf!

Sounds like things are going pretty good Queegle. Good to hear your reckless handling of beer didn`t put him off.

I'm never reckless with beer.. it might spill

Well, that`s what happened wasn`t it?

queeg

Well, yes, most of the time I'm not reckless with beer, but obviously, being careful with your beer means you get to drink more, which means you get tipsy quicker, which leads to recklessness

I haven't heard from that nice young man. I'm going out for a drink on Friday, I was thinking about sending him a text just saying something along the lines of "are you guys out Friday? I'll be in the Hogshead if you wanna say hello"

Tefkat

**imagines stampede of men charging down to the Hogshead**

B

in the hallowed words of Wayne - sheeyeah, right!

You've been reading this thread, in recent months, 3 men I've thought have been 'giving the eye', and I've been mistaken. So lovely though the idea of a stampede is, they will be stampeding in the opposite direction

You're being far too coy and subtle.

Push your breasts into their upper arms and breathe in their ear. Then they might get the hint.

B

I've been far less subtle in the past, still didn't get me anywhere. And I fairly frequently end up bashing people with my boobs anyway , but I do sometimes 'brush' past fellas I like... still doesn't get me anywhere

It'd work on me.

B