h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Though, the long run's not always relevant if you're only after a quickie anyway, is it?

B

Yes, true.

But then you're lying to get somebody into bed, no?

Therefore Xan, you've got the chance to show whatever side of your personality you wish.

*wonders where the line is drawn between 'showing a different side of personality' and being told you're faking yourself *

Nothing wrong with that...

B

Thats no excuse. If you make freinds with an Irish bloke to all his female freinds you will be the mysterious exotic new guy from foreign shores.

I have a freind who lives in Scotland in a small town, whenever I visit her I always end up in some fun situations with the local lassies because Im the new guy in town. I suppose it helps that my skin colour announces my arrival to everyone, but you could wear a Danish football shirt or something. And remeber the best form of advertising is word of mouth. If you make freinds with a girl who you dont fancy (no pressure so it will be easier) you will gain lots of kudos with her freinds for being a nice guy who's just out on the pull.

Thats no excuse. If you make freinds with an Irish bloke to all his female freinds you will be the mysterious exotic new guy from foreign shores.

I have a freind who lives in Scotland in a small town, whenever I visit her I always end up in some fun situations with the local lassies because Im the new guy in town. I suppose it helps that my skin colour announces my arrival to everyone, but you could wear a Danish football shirt or something. And remeber the best form of advertising is word of mouth. If you make freinds with a girl who you dont fancy (no pressure so it will be easier) you will gain lots of kudos with her freinds for being a nice guy who's not just out on the pull.

Well, if you`re in a town filled with tourists you won`t be all that exotic. You`ll just be another stupid tourist. Though I don`t have a Danish accent, so they probably won`t know I`m a foreigner.

Maybe you could accent your Danish more.

*thinks about attempting to write in a Danish accent, thankfully decides not to*

Danish accent sounds silly. What accents could I fake that would sound sexy?

A Sean Connery Shcottish ackshent ushually doesh the trick.

B

Well, Luckystar did say I had the sexiest accent

Sexiest Danish accent or sexiest Shawn Connery ackshent?

Just the way I spoke, at that time it was a London accent. Now it`s probably mutated a bit.

You'll come to the winter meet and sound Irish!

Maybe I will.

I saw a poster(Or more correctly a car covered in them) for something called speeddating party in dublin next week. Though the website they gave seems empty. It could be interesting.

Oh we had the first speed dating advert in our paper last week!

just went to speeddating.co.uk - and it's only for people in America! How out of order is that! Hogging the flippin co.uk!

Can't find the one that's coming to MK, but it cost about £30 - too much for me.

I just hope it has nothing to do with having candle light dinners while being on amfetamine.

Obviously nice friendly girls wouldn't dare be the type to engage in orgies

Mind you, those probably are the best girls/guys - nice people but a little bit

Ah well, if they are into orgies who cares about their personality.