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Post 1601

The Snockerty Friddle


if you look at your digital watch upside down at 22:55, the time becomes 55:22


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Post 1602

Zantic - Who is this woman??

I don not own a digital watch.
I cannot tell the time from an analogue watch.
How do I tell the time???


































I ask someone else of course! smiley - winkeyesmiley - laughsmiley - silly


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Post 1603

The Snockerty Friddle

it also works with a video recorder if you turn it upside down


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Post 1604

Coniraya

Or microwave


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Post 1605

The Snockerty Friddle

remove dinner first



Oooops, that borders on the useful


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Post 1606

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

TSF, no it doesn't; you just end up looking at the back of the watch... smiley - nahnah


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Post 1607

The Snockerty Friddle

which is the same as "hctaw eht fo kcab ta gnikool pu dne tsuj uoy ;t'nseod ti on , FST" but backwards


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Post 1608

Jay and Silent Bob

it also works with analogue watches that dont have numbers on e.g
10 to 6 becomes 20 past 12.


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Post 1609

Mauritania

My digital watch can count forwards for 16 hours, counmtdown for ten hours, has an alarm and can play tetris on it!

Also it shows you the correct time given from BBC news 24!
(your all jealous)


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Post 1610

Mistress Marmalade - Keeper of Stars and Other Twinkly Things

My watch keeps getting left places. Inadvertantly.


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Post 1611

Tonto BA (Hons)

My watches ticks in the key of Fsharp major!


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Post 1612

beanfoto

Bonobo chimpanzees have sex every 2 - 3 hours.
...it lasts 15 seconds.


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Post 1613

Zantic - Who is this woman??

You have a wtch with TETRIS? How do you get any work done? (yes, I am jealous)

I had breakfast at ten to five this morning, and I am currently starving... smiley - sadface


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Post 1614

Mauritania

I don't!

Its gets boring after several days of none stop playing!


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Post 1615

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

Patrick Moore just announced he still drives a Ford Prefect of indeterminate age...


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Post 1616

beanfoto

Conan the Barbarian came from Yorkshire.


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Post 1617

beanfoto

The farmer in the Zurich insurance Flying pig runway tv ad salutes with the wrong hand.


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Post 1618

beanfoto

I have yet to find a Flying pig in any flight simulator.


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Post 1619

Ste

40% of all species are beetles.

Stesmiley - earth


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Post 1620

manda1111

60% of all species are not beetles
smiley - ok
manda


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