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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Apr 2, 2002
Wierd is often spelled weird. 
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Mauritania Posted Apr 3, 2002
Yahoo- Yahhhhhhhhhhhhooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Yahoo- Someone who is a extremist yob.
!- A form of punctionation.
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Tonto BA (Hons) Posted Apr 3, 2002
I haven't been offended now for nearly 4 days!
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Brother Maynard Posted Apr 3, 2002
My garden is surrounded by offence.
Sorry, I mean a fence.
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Tonto BA (Hons) Posted Apr 3, 2002
My garden is surrounded by offence.
The neighbors are rude.
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Mauritania Posted Apr 4, 2002
Does'nt the guy from Lord of the Rings look like, entirely, completely and totally unlike Slartibartfast from the HHGG Television programme?
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beanfoto Posted Apr 4, 2002
The rabbits at Manchester airport are, ( they told me) burrowing under the loading areas in order to find a direct flight to Tasmania ( Australia's carrot).
I tried to tell them about Mixiethingy, but they wouldn't listen.
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Mauritania Posted Apr 5, 2002
We have the same problem at Newcastle Airport International. The Guinea Pigs are also trying to get to the Carrabean and Indoneasia.
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Santragenius V Posted Apr 5, 2002
"Spelt" in Danish is a kind of wheat... 
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Beatrice Posted Apr 5, 2002
Oh, not just in Danish. EU agricultural reports put Wheat and Spelt together as a product group
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beanfoto Posted Apr 5, 2002
Spelt, I thought, is a primitive type of wheat, like emmer
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some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one Posted Apr 8, 2002
I apologise if I haven't offended anyone.
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Brother Maynard Posted Apr 8, 2002
I find that apology offensive.
So, apology accepted...
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Bob Gone for good read the jornal Posted Apr 9, 2002
I apologise for not posting be fore his apology
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Mauritania Posted Apr 9, 2002
I apologise for not apologising for the fact that I didn't accept anyone's apologies when they decided to apologise or apologise for apologising. Sorry.
To all that I have or have not currently offended lately, I say...
Hookers next left!!!...I mean, sorry. I apologise for coarse language and that the asterix button is currently unoperational on this perticular computer.
Key: Complain about this post
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- 1421: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Apr 2, 2002)
- 1422: Researcher 188007 (Apr 2, 2002)
- 1423: Tonto BA (Hons) (Apr 3, 2002)
- 1424: Mauritania (Apr 3, 2002)
- 1425: Mauritania (Apr 3, 2002)
- 1426: Tonto BA (Hons) (Apr 3, 2002)
- 1427: Brother Maynard (Apr 3, 2002)
- 1428: Tonto BA (Hons) (Apr 3, 2002)
- 1429: Mauritania (Apr 4, 2002)
- 1430: beanfoto (Apr 4, 2002)
- 1431: Mauritania (Apr 5, 2002)
- 1432: Santragenius V (Apr 5, 2002)
- 1433: Xanatic (Apr 5, 2002)
- 1434: Beatrice (Apr 5, 2002)
- 1435: beanfoto (Apr 5, 2002)
- 1436: some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one (Apr 8, 2002)
- 1437: Brother Maynard (Apr 8, 2002)
- 1438: Tonto BA (Hons) (Apr 9, 2002)
- 1439: Bob Gone for good read the jornal (Apr 9, 2002)
- 1440: Mauritania (Apr 9, 2002)
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