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What exactly does the president of h2g2 do anyway?

Post 81

J

How many is that for you guys?

See? This is why I try not to sleep. As soon as I start sleeping, other campaigns swoop in and offer promises they can't deliver on.

smiley - blacksheep


What exactly does the president of h2g2 do anyway?

Post 82

aka Bel - A87832164

I haven't been offered much, just a position as minister of pointless positions - now I'm not sure if it doesn't look a bit ambiguous without the context smiley - rofl


What exactly does the president of h2g2 do anyway?

Post 83

A Super Furry Animal

Keep your hegemonising fingers away from my ministers, Jodan!

RF,evilgrin>


What exactly does the president of h2g2 do anyway?

Post 84

Trin Tragula

There've been no promises at all! smiley - yikes Scandalous suggestion!


What exactly does the president of h2g2 do anyway?

Post 85

J

Well, I know that RF has been handing out lots of pointless positions. Might be a lot of work. smiley - erm The Ozark Party is prepared to offer you one of many workless positions - Minister of Beanbag Chairs, Minister of Cute Puppies, Vice Vice President... and much more.

Of course, the only way to get one of those jobs is to jump the Hegemony ship and come over to the Majestic Ozark Mountains. smiley - rainbow

(this isn't campaigning, kea... smiley - smiley I'm just talking smiley - ok)

smiley - blacksheep


What exactly does the president of h2g2 do anyway?

Post 86

kea ~ Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small, unregarded but very well read blue and white website

I think Pedro promised me something once smiley - whistle


What exactly does the president of h2g2 do anyway?

Post 87

J

Free beanbags and puppies?

smiley - blacksheep


What exactly does the president of h2g2 do anyway?

Post 88

pedro

I did?
What was that then? Got the memory of a goldsmiley - fish, me.smiley - wah


What exactly does the president of h2g2 do anyway?

Post 89

kea ~ Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small, unregarded but very well read blue and white website

Yeah, but it was in that thread where you couldn't actually talk to each other. Remember that one?


What exactly does the president of h2g2 do anyway?

Post 90

pedro

3rd person thread? smiley - eureka Does your offer still stand?smiley - blush


What exactly does the president of h2g2 do anyway?

Post 91

kea ~ Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small, unregarded but very well read blue and white website

Probably, it depends on whether we are remembering the same thing smiley - bigeyes

(Actually I've got the memory of a <goldsmiley - fish in an aluminium bowl smiley - erm...)


What exactly does the president of h2g2 do anyway?

Post 92

pedro

I think we are remembering the same thing.smiley - loveblush


Probably?! Would some smiley - bubbly and smiley - cake change that to definitely?


What exactly does the president of h2g2 do anyway?

Post 93

F F Churchton

I have a problem with the form of politics as well, surely Jim Lynn is Head of h2g2. Any elected fuddy duddy is just going to be a Prime Minsiter not a president!!!


What exactly does the president of h2g2 do anyway?

Post 94

Primeval Mudd (formerly Roymondo)

That would imply that this is a revolution. Problem is, Jim's got the hampsters.


What exactly does the president of h2g2 do anyway?

Post 95

Still Incognitas, Still Chairthingy, Still lurking, Still invisible, unnoticeable, missable, unseen, just haunting h2g2

Nah! I think I'll pass thanks.

I have enough problems being Chairthingy of S.H.A.D.O.W. and being president of H2G2 would make me fall foul of the rules of that organisation.In fact I think any positions being offered for me to errrr.... support or nominate others for the post would also break the rules of S.H.A.D.O.W.(well the first 3 rules- I might get away with the 4th).

So I'm sorry I cannot participate.

Good luck to whoever wins...smiley - ok

by the way a good way to win an election here is to offer free smiley - alesmiley - chocsmiley - bubblysmiley - chocsmiley - stoutsmiley - chocsmiley - redwinesmiley - chocsmiley - cidersmiley - chocsmiley - stiffdrinksmiley - choc.


What exactly does the president of h2g2 do anyway?

Post 96

Still Incognitas, Still Chairthingy, Still lurking, Still invisible, unnoticeable, missable, unseen, just haunting h2g2

Ahh! I killed another thread.I'm getting good at that...smiley - biggrin


What exactly does the president of h2g2 do anyway?

Post 97

Zak T Duck

Not killed at all. By the way, you can still vote, nobody has to know who you've voted for, and it's not like I'm going to tell anyone.


What exactly does the president of h2g2 do anyway?

Post 98

Serephina

'considers putting a truth spell on croz so he'll tell her'

smiley - evilgrin


What exactly does the president of h2g2 do anyway?

Post 99

Zak T Duck

I'm telling the truth already. The details will go no further than me. Of course that doesn't prevent me from doing the odd straw poll on the incoming stuff as the days pass smiley - smiley


What exactly does the president of h2g2 do anyway?

Post 100

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

Hanging cool, sitting tough, drinking milk and avoiding the hourses, mainly.


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