h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

WJH: Helped talk Malabarista into buying an old-fashioned honk-honk horn for her bike, on the basis that it's the clown kind.
Not that it took much persuasion...

have you got any photos of Malas hootersfnarr, fnarr????

If I told you I'd be floating down the Lagan by sunrise.

face down in kee-kee bay

I am sure that was a typo. "Hootoo" is what he meant to say.

no i meant hooter that s just got in there

alice klar

Might be a good time to change the subject, Taff.

yup

time for me and Heidi Klapper to get aquainted

Gale force winds - force of 9 to 11 - here on the North Coast. They closed the Giant's Causeway after a ranger got blown off it and had to be taken to the hospital.

But the seas are really spectacular. And if I stick to the path I should be safe enough, so debating with myself about the wisdom of going out to take photos. Trouble is, the wind is blowing out to sea...

Please tell me you didn't go...

##Trouble is, the wind is blowing out to sea...##

lay off the Beans Mala!!!!!

No matter from where the wind blows - gale-force winds tend to drop stuff on you from above...

No, I didn't go, since the slates were flying off the roof...

Our guys had to dismantle all the scaffolding - bits of it started blowing away!

... on a night like this to be safe and dry is my one and only desire...

Don't start! I walked past That Shop at lunchtime today, and ever since I've been stuck with Trevelyan and his damn corn!

I haven't seen anyone walking around with a today

I had mine with me - just wasn't allowed to carry it at work. Maybe if I'd brought a red or black one to match the uniform

The wife just farted while she was asleep

Manda

Not JUST happened, but yesterday afternoon, a De Lorean followed me home