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What would you be doing at this moment if you were a duck?

Post 81

Dr-Green

done


What would you be doing at this moment if you were a duck?

Post 82

Researcher 1463359

Jumping to try to worry the aforesaid humans.


What would you be doing at this moment if you were a duck?

Post 83

Lord Wolfden - Howl with Pride

Quacking

smiley - fullmoon


What would you be doing at this moment if you were a duck?

Post 84

Ridiculous Chicken† - a very absurd little bird

I would be contemplating the meaning of a life spent quacking, waddling and swimming in ponds.


What would you be doing at this moment if you were a duck?

Post 85

Lord Wolfden - Howl with Pride

Flying over the park and looking for a fat human to poo on.

smiley - fullmoon


What would you be doing at this moment if you were a duck?

Post 86

Lord Wolfden - Howl with Pride

as /\ above


smiley - fullmoon


What would you be doing at this moment if you were a duck?

Post 87

Lord Wolfden - Howl with Pride

snuggling up to a lady duck

smiley - fullmoon


What would you be doing at this moment if you were a duck?

Post 88

Lord Wolfden - Howl with Pride

Quacking

smiley - fullmoon


What would you be doing at this moment if you were a duck?

Post 89

Lord Wolfden - Howl with Pride

Keeping cool in reeds.

smiley - fullmoon


What would you be doing at this moment if you were a duck?

Post 90

MrCheesy

Quacking up... the duck equivalent of having a nervous breakdown.


What would you be doing at this moment if you were a duck?

Post 91

Lord Wolfden - Howl with Pride

Dive bombing hunters.

smiley - fullmoon


What would you be doing at this moment if you were a duck?

Post 92

STRANGELYSTRANGE

....thinking why do I have to swim in my own poo?


What would you be doing at this moment if you were a duck?

Post 93

Lord Wolfden - Howl with Pride

picking buck shot out of my butt

smiley - fullmoon


What would you be doing at this moment if you were a duck?

Post 94

Ridiculous Chicken† - a very absurd little bird

Writing my dissertation on Quackery in order to get my PhD in Duckness


What would you be doing at this moment if you were a duck?

Post 95

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

Wondering what I'd be doing if I were 2legs. and wondering what 2legs should be blamed for next smiley - groan


What would you be doing at this moment if you were a duck?

Post 96

Lord Wolfden - Howl with Pride

Checking out my bill.

smiley - fullmoon


What would you be doing at this moment if you were a duck?

Post 97

Ducky - Chief CPU CEO: The Right Hon. Ms Ducky, QC, PDQ, PMT, ADHD et al.

Looking at my websites on the ducknet.


What would you be doing at this moment if you were a duck?

Post 98

Researcher 1463359

Thinking about Sydney...


What would you be doing at this moment if you were a duck?

Post 99

Ridiculous Chicken† - a very absurd little bird

Contemplating why the little green boat I've crafted out of reeds doesn't work. Everyone else's boat is brown and has humans in it...

...maybe it's the wrong colour...
...maybe it's because I'm a duck...

...hmm... I wonder...


What would you be doing at this moment if you were a duck?

Post 100

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

going 'woof' to frighten the other little ducks, and trying to avoid the man who sells ducks to local resturants as he wondres on the bank


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