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What would you be doing at this moment if you were a duck?
Researcher 1463359 Posted Jul 20, 2005
Wondering who the quack it is that Ducky fancies...? Fancy telling us, Ducky? Otherwise we'll assume it's Kevin.
What would you be doing at this moment if you were a duck?
Ridiculous Chicken† - a very absurd little bird Posted Jul 22, 2005
Sitting on the riverbank reading Harry Potter, and eating stilton.
What would you be doing at this moment if you were a duck?
Researcher 1463359 Posted Jul 22, 2005
Thinking about Sydney again.
What would you be doing at this moment if you were a duck?
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jul 22, 2005
Disolving pieces of metal in strong acid
What would you be doing at this moment if you were a duck?
Researcher 1463359 Posted Jul 22, 2005
Hugging Sydney...
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What would you be doing at this moment if you were a duck?
Researcher 1463359 Posted Jul 22, 2005
Worrying that too many of my posts are about Sydney...
What would you be doing at this moment if you were a duck?
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jul 22, 2005
Taking the number 43 bus
What would you be doing at this moment if you were a duck?
eatingAlphonse Posted Jul 22, 2005
I feel I would be seeking out a female goose in order to begin the creation of a new breed of SuperBird, namely, the Gock !
What would you be doing at this moment if you were a duck?
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jul 22, 2005
mating with a rook to create the dook 
roock 
naa it doesn't work 
sniffing a tree
What would you be doing at this moment if you were a duck?
Researcher 1463359 Posted Jul 23, 2005
Asking a crow the meaning of life. And getting ignored in his quest for eyeballs.
What would you be doing at this moment if you were a duck?
Ridiculous Chicken† - a very absurd little bird Posted Jul 23, 2005
Doing archery.
What would you be doing at this moment if you were a duck?
Ridiculous Chicken† - a very absurd little bird Posted Jul 23, 2005
QUACK! How many times do I have to say "quack"? I've been saying it to you for years, but do you take any notice?! It's a very important message, it's the purpose of existence don't you know - if you listen and understand, you'll know the Truth and nobody will have to get nailed to anything! QUACK!
What would you be doing at this moment if you were a duck?
Jab [Since 29th November 2002] Posted Jul 24, 2005
Ooh, "QUACK!" Ahh, "QUACK!"
QUACK! Quack! Quack. Quack. Quack.
What would you be doing at this moment if you were a duck?
Lord Wolfden - Howl with Pride Posted Jul 24, 2005
Sticking my head under water eating weed with bum in the air.
What would you be doing at this moment if you were a duck?
Ridiculous Chicken† - a very absurd little bird Posted Jul 25, 2005
Laying an egg.
What would you be doing at this moment if you were a duck?
Lord Wolfden - Howl with Pride Posted Jul 25, 2005
farting
What would you be doing at this moment if you were a duck?
Ridiculous Chicken† - a very absurd little bird Posted Jul 25, 2005
Using my bill to type naughty emails to my man-duck, thus distracting him from his job in pond management.
What would you be doing at this moment if you were a duck?
Lord Wolfden - Howl with Pride Posted Jul 25, 2005
pretending it was the other drake that guffed
What would you be doing at this moment if you were a duck?
Ridiculous Chicken† - a very absurd little bird Posted Jul 25, 2005
Sitting on my eggs on the bank of the river.
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- 132: Ridiculous Chicken† - a very absurd little bird (Jul 23, 2005)
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- 134: Jab [Since 29th November 2002] (Jul 24, 2005)
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