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Ridiculous Chicken†- a very absurd little bird Posted Jun 30, 2005
I would be sitting at a computer typing... and doing a bit of quacking in the process!
What would you be doing at this moment if you were a duck?
michaeldetroit Posted Jun 30, 2005
Enjoying the idea that what most think of as a grey, dreary, drizzly, miserable day would actually be perfect.
What would you be doing at this moment if you were a duck?
U1250369 Posted Jun 30, 2005
I would be drinking a glass of merlot
What would you be doing at this moment if you were a duck?
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jun 30, 2005
Chasing some mad nutter about hte pond and quacking loudly at him and trying to stop him from throwing baloons at me.
What would you be doing at this moment if you were a duck?
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jun 30, 2005
Plotting a come-back TV career with out the stupid guy being part of the duo this time 
What would you be doing at this moment if you were a duck?
Studson Posted Jun 30, 2005
I imagine I would be doing what most ducks would be doing at this precise moment. Asking myself if I made the right choice in becoming a duck. I would compare the pros and cons of duckedness. The obvious pro would be the ability to fly. Next would come the ability to swim and eat bread crumbs without a care in the world. The cons would be that female ducks are not particularly attractive. They would ultimatly look like me with different anatomy. I would reflect on this for a while and realize that I did not make the right choice. Flying is great and all, but there is no real distinction between the opposite sex. I would then get depressed and go flying to cheer me up.
What would you be doing at this moment if you were a duck?
benjahv: windswept and interesting Posted Jun 30, 2005
i would probably think, what would i be doing now i was a human.
What would you be doing at this moment if you were a duck?
Researcher 1463359 Posted Jul 1, 2005
Trying not to get killed by the broad currently throwing bread at me.
What would you be doing at this moment if you were a duck?
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jul 1, 2005
Pretending to be a vampire bat, and writting radio scripts to send to the BBC.
What would you be doing at this moment if you were a duck?
STRANGELYSTRANGE Posted Jul 1, 2005
.....keeping away from orange sauce.
What would you be doing at this moment if you were a duck?
chromecoveredclone Posted Jul 1, 2005
having fun with my Duck girlfriend in the pond.
What would you be doing at this moment if you were a duck?
Geggs Posted Jul 1, 2005
Biting someone's legs.
Geggs
What would you be doing at this moment if you were a duck?
Ducky - Chief CPU CEO: The Right Hon. Ms Ducky, QC, PDQ, PMT, ADHD et al. Posted Jul 1, 2005
Thinking about my favourite film... Uptown Ducks, with Dukota Fanning.
QUACK!!
What would you be doing at this moment if you were a duck?
Goddess PinkFluffyDuck ruler of all things! Posted Jul 1, 2005
well right now i am sitting in my undies and surfing the net!
so thats what this duck is doing right now!
What would you be doing at this moment if you were a duck?
Ducky - Chief CPU CEO: The Right Hon. Ms Ducky, QC, PDQ, PMT, ADHD et al. Posted Jul 1, 2005
Nice
This duck was just answering Harry Potter questions.
And this duck is going uggggghhhhh.
What would you be doing at this moment if you were a duck?
EndangeredSpecies Posted Jul 1, 2005
I would be up tails a dabbling 
What would you be doing at this moment if you were a duck?
Studson Posted Jul 1, 2005
Im soo mad I could stick my head through one of those plastic soft drink holders and drown myself in the pond. It appears as if my previous duck post has been erased. It was sheer ducky brilliance! WHAT HAPPENED????
What would you be doing at this moment if you were a duck?
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jul 1, 2005
Wondering what I could blame on 2legs, and thinking about what I would be doing if I wer 2legs 
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