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why did you say this then

I ought to get a pair of knickers, ahh, a drawer full of black drawers knickers and thongs....

CAuse I was saying I ought to get a pair of knickers to wear, and then that there is easy choice as the drawer is full of knickers all the same colour I've just gotten a shower, so I am wearing:
Black cotton knickers/pants.
black linen shirt.
Black jeans.

2legs was a bloke last time i met up with him
you get mens thongs too yknow

I know you get thongs for men. But not knickers.

knickers is only a slang term

No it is not its from the word knickerbockers.

Thin as usual (patience,talent etc
2legs may be male,but the photo i've seen ,he certainly makes a good challenge Evan Dando wise

Right...what am i wearing...let's see
Black socks, "calvin klein" from a market near camden town station...
white boxershort my GF gave me
A pair of jeans (Raw Vibes) 70's retro.
A blue-ish/black-ish t-shirt.
A sweater like thing made in Nepal, handwash only (friggin'cold!) washed blue...(even handwash is not safe for the washing machine of doom!)

atm no watch..boy do I feel naked!

Oh goodie, everyones picking on me again oh.... that* photo Believe it or not, that is the only* photo I have we were ten pin bowling.... I was very drunk... my name somhow entered the machine as 'rosie' rather than my real name, so I had to be rosie and I won the ten pin bowling I use knickers to mean 'underwear' i.e., any kind of y fronts, briefs, thong or whatever I may be wearing Oh no, I feel a 'pants parade' moment coming on

I did not know you wore anything but thongs? That is, as far as underwear is concerned.

Y.

I have a goodly supply of the black thongs, and also a dozen or so pairs of briefs. I used* to have y fronts but they got chucked out years ago.

Same as yesterday

Here is what I am wearing.........

Black socks
Marone boxer shorts 'clean'
Blue and grey trainers
Navy blue jogging / track suit bottoms
Brown T Shirt
Navy blue Reebok sweat shirt
Glasses
White Gold wedding band / ring
Black leather braclet on left wrist
Plastic bangles purple and black on right wrist
Arctic blue dimonti Ear ring/ stud in left ear
FCUK Hair gel
FCUK Aftershave Balm
FCUK after shave
My Skin
A Smile

I'm wearing....(Working upwards)

Black leather ankle boots from Clarks (2" heel)
Cream socks
Black hipster knickers
Black and white tweedy hipster trousers from TK Maxx, although they're so low on the hips I refer to them as "bum-cracksters"
Brown leather belt to stop the trousers showing my bum
Neutral colour bra
Black V-neck long sleeve jumper from Topshop
A black lanyard (?) with my works pass attached
White gold chain with white gold crucifix
Gold stud earrings
Platinum and diamond engagement ring
Reading glasses from Moschino (they were half price in a sale)
Oxeo cube deodorant

My facial expression is currently varying between sleepy, grumpy, and vacant .

Very smart Rains.

Thanks . Well, I am at work, so I have to at least try and look respectable!

Have a good day at work.

I am wearing a hair band.
Black jeans.
Black linen shirt.
Black cotton thong.
and about an hour ago I was also wearing a black pair of leather shoes and a black pair of cotton socks, and a dark brown leather jacket. I know... they didn't have a black leather jacket I liked....

2legs that is riviting zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz oh i was falling asleep then

Why, thankyou I've seen a black leather jacket I like a while ago actually, only problem is that i it is about four or five times more than I'd normally spend on a jacket.... I might get it though just for the sake of having a jacket I actually like

Well if you want to dress like someone out of The Matrix it maybe an idea to get a black jacket, logically.