h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*has a smell* yep you do Just got showered up am now wearing:
Hair band.
Wrist watch.
Black Cotton/lycra thong
Black jeans.
Black long sleeved linen shirt.
No perfume/aftershave/deoderant

Very smart.

A t-shirt celebrating a bar that serves breakfast and show porn in the wee hours of Sat. Morning, A Cubs believe bracelet (I do believe, I do), Pajama pants, sandals, basketball shorts for underwear, an eight o'clock or so shadow, and one messy sleepy hairdo.

Oh yeah and a foul stench.

stench of what?

Black sneakers with orange straps
rainbow stribey socks
blue jeans, a brown leather belt
purple underpnats with little duckies on (don't ask- my mother bought them!)
Way too much stuff in my pockets
a white sports bra
a cotton shirt with some flowers printed on it
a warm, black angora sweater
lots of hair
a watch
a celtic knot necklace
a silver watch (a stubid watch really-the numbers glow in the dark but the hands don't!)
a silver ring with a red semi-precious stone, the name of whcih in English escapes me

Stench of Beer, Irish Whiskey, Smokes, Sex, you know Thursday night.

I'm not sure what purple underpnats are but the duckies on them sound cute.

They're much er than mere underPANTS, so don't you dare mock me...

No mocking I love purple and duckies so lets all relax and love one another.

Yea for pants the more exciting the better! that reminds me I've a new thong to order up soon its made of a slightly different matterial thatn I'd normally go for ... but it just had* to be done

No shoes
No socks
Black jeans with a hole in the knee and red spots on from when I painted my room
You don't want to know. Alright. Grey. With duckies. Happy?
A sports bra
A red cotton t-shirt
My black cotton Cross Country Diabolo sweatshirt
Nothing else as yet...

Later, I'll be changing into my medieval clothes to go to the fair. That would be either:

The juggler look:
Same undies
A red wool sock (left) and a green wool sock (right) in wooden clogs
Several strings of bells wrapped around my feet
A red and green mi-parti dress that laces up the sides and has wide, bell shaped sleeves
A wide leather belt with a horse-shaped buckle on which I will hang:

several leather belt pouches
my juggling knives
my sword sheath, containing my devilstick and handsticks in this case
a dagger
My chinese bamboo diabolo
and
Way too much other stuff

Or the "nobby" look:
no socks
silk slippers
a blue dress with tight sleeves and roses embroidered on
A blue and gold striped surcôte with laces up the sides and laced on sleeves
a narrow, but long reddish-brown leather belt
A belt pouch
A dagger
A purple velvet hat witha long white feather

Either way, I'll still have to choose a cloak and a cowl. I think I'll go with the wine-red herringbone and matching cowl, it's longer and thus warmer...

Grey long-sleeved polo-type top
Blue jeans (generic supermarket)
White boxers
Tan leather flipflops

RF

Shorts, thong, linen shirt, mainly all black cept shorts and a hair band, will be putting on jeans and socks and shoes later (all black), plus jacket (brown), and popping out to various places

Blake cotten thin socks
Marone Boxer Shorts
Blue Track suit bottoms/joggers
Light blue T Shirt
Blue and grey top with 55 on the back and small 55 logos on front andsleves
Blue and grey trainers
Glasses
Black leather braclet on left wrist
1 black and 1 purple bangle on right wrist
Arctic blue dimonti ear stud in left ear

A Smile

Now wearing.
Black linen shirt.
black cotton/lycra thong.
black jeans.
black socks.
black leather shoes.
hair band.
watch on my wrist (black strap_).
A slightly whistful 'off with the faries' distant happy face

How smart .

I did go for juggler - I'm still wearing the stuff now. Tomorrow I'll have to go for the "male" option so I can juggle properly, meaning mi-parti tights with bells on the knees and a white tunic... And I'll wear the purple wool cowl with the dagged edges again, it's really too fancy for a juggler but keeps the rain off best...

Black cotten thin socks
Marone Boxer Shorts
Blue Track suit bottoms/joggers
Light blue T Shirt
Blue and grey top with 55 on the back and small 55 logos on front and sleaves
Blue and grey trainers
Glasses
Black leather braclet on left wrist
1 black and 1 purple bangle on right wrist
Arctic blue dimonti ear stud in left ear

A Smile