h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

what are duckies?

That refers to the mistake I made once mentioning that my mother had bought me underpants with duckies on. I wear them when it's high time to do the laundry!

LOL go duckies

In a 10 pack! In pastel colours! Go down, mothers!

oh heck 10 elastics to bust

Black long sleeved linen shirt.
Black hair band.
Black jeans.
Black cotton/ lycra thong.
my watch.
In a moment a pair of black cotton socks and the black leather shoes, and then my brown leather jacket

Yes! I think there's a loose thread here somewhere! Now to artisitcally snarl it in the washing machine...

Green cotten thin socks
Grey and black Boxer Shorts
Black Track suit bottoms/joggers
Brown T Shirt
Salmon Sweat Shirt
Black Reebok Trainers
Glasses
Black leather braclet on left wrist
1 black and 1 purple bangle on right wrist
Arctic blue dimonti ear stud in left ear
FCUK Aftershave
FCUK Aftershave Balm
My Skin
A Smile

Green cotten thin socks
Navy Blue Boxer Shorts
Black Track suit bottoms/joggers
Light Blue T Shirt
Salmon Sweat Shirt
Husky Bandanna around neck
Black Reebok Trainers
Glasses
Black leather braclet on left wrist
1 black and 1 purple bangle on right wrist
Arctic blue dimonti ear stud in left ear
FCUK Hair gel
My Skin
A Smile

Green cotten thin socks
Navy Blue Boxer Shorts
Black Track suit bottoms/joggers
Light Blue T Shirt
Salmon Sweat Shirt
Black Reebok Trainers
Glasses
Black leather braclet on left wrist
1 black and 1 purple bangle on right wrist
Arctic blue dimonti ear stud in left ear
FCUK Hair gel
My Skin
A Smile

Green cotten thin socks
Navy Blue Boxer Shorts
Black Track suit bottoms/joggers
Light Blue T Shirt
Green Peter Storm fleese jumper
Black Reebok Trainers
Glasses
Black leather braclet on left wrist
1 black and 1 purple bangle on right wrist
Arctic blue dimonti ear stud in left ear
FCUK Hair gel
My Skin
A Smile

My black ankle boots
grey/green socks
brown herringbone patterned trousers
beige pants
taupe, khaki and black patterned 3/4 sleeve jumper
beige bra
white gold chain and crucifix
gold stud earrings
reading glasses
Accurist wristwatch
platinum and diamond engagement ring

And a puzzled kind of expression because my memory has gone

Pink bath towel
Wet hair
6 rings-2 white gold,4 silver
pair of hooped white gold earings.
gold locket with pictures of both grandaughters in.

Green cotten thin socks 'clean'
Navy Blue Boxer Shorts
Nay Blue Track suit bottoms/joggers
Light Blue T Shirt
Green Peter Storm fleese jumper
Black Reebok Trainers
Glasses
Black leather braclet on left wrist
1 black and 1 purple bangle on right wrist
Arctic blue dimonti ear stud in left ear
FCUK Hair gel
FCUK Aftershave Balm
FCUK Aftershave
My Skin
A Smile

All of above /\ but ..........

Blue and grey Trainers

black Kickers trousers
mucky 'white' runners
red and white vest top
grey hoody
denim jacket
too much mascara
hair tied up in high ponytail
carrying a purplish shoulder bag

i look a bit rose tylerish today actually

Black jeans.
Black short sleeved linen shirt.
Black hairband.
Black thong.
Black socks
Black shoes.

expressing your dark side 2legs?

I always seem to be, I have little but black clothes, well, I've a couple of purple shirts, and a couple of blueish shirts, and then seven or so 'smart' dress white shirts asies that all my knickers are black (though of two different varieties), and I've two pairs of black jeans, a couple of suits, both black, a couple pairs black shoes, a brown pair of knee high boots, and a brown pair of hicking boots, my main new laether jacekt is brown, though I do have an older black leather jacekt (which is fine cept the pockets have gone) nad I've forteen pairs of idencal socks, whih are black also I do ocasionally think about getting clothes of a different colour, but then I think of what might happen as I stand in front of the wardrobe and contemplate what to wear... much easier to just grab one of a number of identical black linen shirts

LM 2Legs always wears black where have you been.