h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

looking the part for employee of the month, 2legs?

Well, exactly, it was such an honner after only a few days in the job to be rewarded with Employee of the month, that I thought I should put in extra effort to see if I can get Employee of the month two or maybe een three* months on the trot

keep up the good work

I'm feeling a lot mor epossitive about the job today for various reasons, not least of which is that by getting to speak to lots of switchboard opperators, and secutarys, gives me the oppertunity to blatiantly chat people up on the phone which is always good fun and a face when I get to speak to the guy or gal I'm actually aiming to talk to gives me I think a better disposition to do what it is I'm doing

And your suit is a secretsuit that lets you never get a single word wrong!

Sitting duck logo

blakc shoes
blue socks
blue silk boxer shorts
black pants
blue t-shirt
white button-down shirt with blue stripes
glasses
aftershave ("Nature")

Not a frown, anymore, yay! (Which means that, yes, I handed in my thesis paper on time!!!)

Y.

Grey cotten thin socks
Navy Blue Boxer Shorts
Blue Track suit bottoms/joggers
Black T Shirt with sitting duck target logo
Red Fleese jumper
Blue and grey trainers
Glasses
Black leather braclet on left wrist
1 black and 1 purple bangle on right wrist
Arctic blue dimonti ear stud in left ear
FCUK Hair gel
FCUK After Shave
A Smile

New red, black, white and orange striped socks. some of the stripes have a diamond pattern.
Black jeans with a hole in the knee
Black underpants - no duckies!
Sports bra
Red long sleeved tshirt with narrow white stripes
darkblue/grey polarfleece sweatshirt

New question: What HAS it got in its pocketses?

I currently have

My watch and ring, which I'm about to put on
my mobile phone, not turned on yet (I should)
A swiss army knife, which I always carry
yesterday's grocery reciept
1.27€ in small change
a bit of string
a handkerchief
a wrapper

Grey cotten thin socks
Navy Blue Boxer Shorts
Blue Track suit bottoms/joggers
Black T Shirt with sitting duck target logo
Red Fleese jumper
Blue and grey trainers
Glasses
Black leather braclet on left wrist
1 black and 1 purple bangle on right wrist
Arctic blue dimonti ear stud in left ear
FCUK Hair Gel
FCUK After Shave
A Smile

Ealier I was wearing:
Black suit.
Black short sleeved linen shirt.
Blue silk tie.
black thong.

I changed when it turned midday, as I wante dto pop up the road to the bakery, which I've now done, and now I'm wearing:
black leather shoes.
Black cotton socks.
black jeans.
Black cotton/lycra thong.
black short sleeved linen shirt oh, and i've got my hair band in obviously and I'm wearing my watch

oh I forgot I put different coloured boxers on today the are grey with a black waist band.

for wolfy!

Blimey there is a lot of black wearers here, and I fear I am no exception today I am wearing:
A black off the shoulder top
A black knee length gypsy like skirt
Some black tights with lines of holes down them which is hard to describe actually
Skirts help me work
I’m sure that you all really wanted to know all that, although I suppose this is the thread so maybe this is interesting?

Hooray for me.

Green cotten thin socks
Navy Blue Boxer Shorts
Black Track suit bottoms/joggers
Brown T Shirt
Salmon Sweat Shirt
Black Reebok Trainers
Glasses
Black leather braclet on left wrist
1 black and 1 purple bangle on right wrist
Arctic blue dimonti ear stud in left ear
My Skin
A Smile

Black leather shoes.
Black cotton socks.
black jeans.
purple cotton shirt.
Black hair band.
watch which is black on a black made by myself large black leather strap.
Black cotton brief.
crumbs from the sausge roll I just ate

wow, colour, 2legs?

I'm wearing:
black jeans
an orange long-sleeved tshirt
duckies again today, I'm afraid
striped socks
white bra
watch+ring
and evil shoes that are making my feet hurt, but I have to get used to them until tomorrow, as they're the only vaguely "business" shoes I have - at least I managed to get to the supermarket and back in them!

Colour?! where!? oh the purple shirt, yeh, I do have about four shirts that are not black, they are all blue/purple I've only got about one decent clean shirt left in the wardrobe, I'll do laundry of my shirts and clothes tomorrow, so I'm just wearing this one, till I get a shwoer later before i go out