h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

see the new Jesus is appealing to minority's, jerry springer the opera

Jesus is a bit gay

a fine endorsement of love your neighbour like your brother

no that is still like incest

So, if we're dumb, God must be Dumb, and maybe a little ugly on the side

I take your flying spagetti monster and ris eyou one Ture BoB and a nighthoover

Bah, all of your false idols are powerless before the Invisible Pink Unicorn, blessed be her holy hooves.

My god sucks more than your god....

My god has more sauce and meatbally goodness than your god.

RF

Heathens! Advocates of the Purple Oyster of Doom! Begone lest her hoovliness raptures all of thine socks, forcing you to go sockless.

Right! I'm off to make some meatballs!

RF

Hey, RF, what's your recipe for meatballs? Do you add egg yolks to bind the meat together?

F

Meatballs

Well, since you asked:

I put beef mince, streaky bacon, a chopped onion, a clove of garlic, some oregano, a couple of chillis, salt & pepper into the Moulinex and blend it all together. I roll them out, brown them in the frying pan, and put them in a casserole dish. Then I fry onions, diced carrot, chopped celery, garlic chopped red pepper, and add more chillis and oregano, a jar of passata, some red wine and some beef stock, and an anchovy. Pour this over the top of the meatballs and stick it in the oven for an hour or so.

RF

Gosh.

Reddyfreddy is now my god.

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Oh my Goddess, that sounds delish, RF

That's a spicy meatball!

RF

>> Oo. Epiphany -- <<
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Rejoice greatly, O Daughter of Zion!
Shout, Daughter of Jerusalem!
See, your king comes to you,
righteous and having salvation,
gentle and riding on a donkey, on a colt, the foal of a donkey.
I will take away the chariots from Ephraim
and the war-horses from Jerusalem,
and the battle bow will be broken.
He will proclaim peace to the nations.
His rule will extend from sea to sea
and from the River to the ends of the earth.
Zechariah 9:9-10

For the Lord God Omni-ipotent reig-neth;
Alleluliah, Alleluliah, Alle-elu-uiah.

Roll on Palm Sunday

I have to say, after reading about RF's spicy meatballs I'm starting to doubt Her Hoovliness.

I'm so conflicted

So no egg then. That looks like a great recipe but maybe a bit spicy for my wife's tastes.



F

I'm concerned about the blatant masturbation reference in this thread.

Palm Sunday?

There's no call for such talk.

"See your king comes to you" is just as bad.

Clearly the work of a depraved and perverted mind.

..and that remark alone is almost worth popping into H2 more often