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*snatch*

RAAAAAHHH!

Keep that duct tape away from my PVC! It leaves a sticky residue, and not the sticky of the sort derived from more entertaining pastimes. And does one have to read the whole 9 yards to fit in here?

--Zmrzlina

*Livzy returns from the other end of the forum now carrying a half eaten Mars Bar, five litres of orange paint, an enormous aubergine and a life size plastic model of Lassie*

"Who wants a go at this even better NEW game I've just invented whilst tied up with duct tape and spannering away furiously with my geese?! It doesn't hurt! (Much)"

*The whole forum goes deathly silent as they realise Livzy is not at all well*

Pres. is speechless.

And now I remember...Livzy is the one with the female sounding nom de plume but who is really a "bloke," which I think is British for "male." That's who I got poor Ioreth confused with. And put that aubergine away. There is a such thing as too big.

I still want to have my way with BluesSlider, the cafe chair and duct tape. He claims to be a "conventional sort of guy" but how many men can maintain conventions when confronted with a PVC catsuit and goose feathers.

--Zmrzlina

P.S. I won't harm the geese...I'm a vegetarian, too.

Zmrzlina I wasn't thinking of getting it anywhere near the bits of you covered by PVC ...unless you are wearing full length PVC gloves

Nope..no gloves. And I am not fond of long fingernails, but I do have nice nails to run along your back...

Now..if you can get the duct tape back from Pres. then kindly remove your shoes, we will be all set.

--Zmrzlina

If you'd care to follow me to:

http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=16034&thread=43314

This one is getting a bit long for my poor tired modem