h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I must tell someone this is making me I have just been to the nurse for my MOT. She was very bright and cheerful, she spoke about checking my breasts and poked me about a bit. Finally she sat back and said well, that's it you are over 49 so you don't have to do that for another five years. I giggled girlishly how do you know I am over 49 I asked coyly. She gave me a nursy stare and said well you are arn't you

Fun makes you feel younger people we all young as we all feel.

New Feel Young Regime

Make faces at yourself in the mirror at least twice each day.
Laugh out loud at anything at least twice each day.
Do something really really childish at least once each day
Eat five pieces of fruit and vegetables each day
Take your vitamins and minerals
Slop on the antiageing cream regularly
Watch Cartoons regularly especially with children
When you next are in a supermarket start yelling "Garlic Bread"

Aww Cookiecate , good tips too


I am feeling old tonight as I have been ready for bed since about 10:00 oclock, on a Friday night!

Imagine how you used to feel on Saturday morning when you stayed up half the night dancing, clubbing and drinking. Now you are older and wiser

Yes I will feel much better tomorrow morning i'm sure

Thats the spirit, we are not older only wiser. We are like a fine wine maturing and becoming vintage. Oh god I make us sound like flippin cars.

...yes feeling a bit of a banger at the moment..

So long as you don't become vinegar...

Mal you are on form tonight. Not a chance not even thinking of getting pickled.

No, I still need to do all those dishes Been putting it off all week and now I'm out of clean plates

Now I know where I am going wrong, I do dishes every day

such self-discipline!

Mal, U R 1 very lady, I am so OC that I couldn't go to bed knowing that dirty dishes in the kitchen.

My husband begin to get old as he started to wear slippers and those ugly cord jeans

Slippers, oh yes. I suddenly realized the other day that my husband has actuall started going out in his slippers.

And my husband has started wearing odd socks i have had to remind him that yellow socks do not go with white sockss

Then you get that daft answer of I have another pair of these in the drawer.

Yes men always give us women a daft answer or they go into hyper mode and pretend there not listening to us i call them deaf ears.

Yesterday when I came back from the doctor's after my MOT my hubs actually put his fingers in his ears, stuck out his tongue and started to make silly noises so that he couldn't hear what I was saying about my ladies bits.