h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I don't shave them because I don't wear skirts, so I don't wear skirts because I don't shave them.

You don't have to shave your legs you can always wear tights.

I don't like wearing them as when I was in reception class my tights fell down and the teacher sent me to the headmistress because he thought I was being intentionally rude.

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Slippers [as he shall be perpetually be known, due to wearing them in the classroom] claims to be the inspiration that caused my Mum to start teaching.

He was, sort of.

I think the phrase he misinterpreted was "I could do that!"

s why won't you shave your legs? or are you not allowed to?

Why would anyone have to shave their legs?

I think cords are good too but I guess it depends who's wearing them as for slippers, and men in slippers Hmmmmmm

I don't see the point. I can't see it, nobody else can see it... and I'm inherantly lazy.

Well i don't see the point either but i shave mine as i do not want to be hairy at all i do not want to be classed as a yeti with hair all over the place i am very tidy clean woman, and my husband is very clean and tidy except his grey cords which i shall wash and hide.

You saying anyone who doesn't shave their legs isn't "clean and tidy"? I just have better things to do with my time and money...

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You can certain creams, just chuck on and wash off!

yes you can but if the girl is lazy then she's bone lazy idle no one can force the girl to shave her legs can they.

I did not say you wasn't clean or untidy did i.

Look, if you want to try and shave in the shower cubicle/cupboard here, you're welcome to! I just keep pulling muscles trying to reach places, and then find I've missed patches anyway!

Thats why theres all over creams you can get now.

To each her own.

There are things that are *much* more important to me than pursuing fashions, be they shaved legs or handbags. But to you, Princess, it's fun, so you do what you like...

Just accept that not everyone shares the same values, and leave it at that.

No you can't force anyone just giving some friendly advice

>>Thats why theres all over creams you can get now.<<

That's right. You can. But frankly, they're a waste of money and natural resources.

Thank you.

>Oh right and why don't you like your legs?<

I rather like mine, they just seem to have an aversion to me My knee has been trying to hurt me all day!
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