h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Lots of grey cloud & not much else.

It's going dark, that's what's going on outside! 18:42
UK

Its a con trail as in condensation trail toffeees1888

am sat too far away from the window in the office so cant see anything at all but i can cunjure up the image of sun sea and swaying palm trees

A man is attempting to reverse park his Jeepopotamus in a space that is probably too small for it...and has been so doing for about 5 minutes.

Sun and swaying power lines here

I'm sitting in a windowless void, a room with no windows but which has a considerable number of doors its just like being in some kinda windowless void really

Do voids usually have walls, or are the doors just floating in the void with you?

I've been, to be honnest, avoiding the void question the room would appear on closer inspection to have some walls, a floor of some description and a kind of slightly sloping at one end ceiling type affair and guitars and drum machines and keyboards and lots of cables everywere and a desk and a chair and a few things on the desk, and doors too, but it doesn't have oceans

You could put up a few baking tins full of water...

I could, but I don't think the lemmings or the badgers would approve, they've been very grumpy of late, ever since in fact the onions came to visit

But the lemmings might enjoy throwing themselves off the desk into the water!

Tell me about it... Its difficult enough as it is to try and stop em climbing out the ktichen window and onto the balcony ato throw emselves on to the street

could always put a mini trampoline underneath the window so the bounce off

Or tie handkerchiefs to them and let them free fall

I've tried restraining them... But the onions just untie them again

Can I have awindow like yours

Strap them with parachutes.

Never mind whats going on outside its more interesting inside

Another antilope just walked by the house on the street, underneath the balcony (I saw this from in the kitchen), and predictibably it exploded like last time and then tried to climb up the wallowing lampost...