h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You never know Luna...it might just wake something up
in there LOL
shazzPRME

*sneaks up behind Prez. and gives him a quick but firm pinch on the bum causing him to suddenly jump into the air*
heheheheh!! bet that will get them crabs moving
monsy

Luna, I think we should explore the possibilities of that.

those crabs in the britches eh? i seem to have tuned into a verrrrrry interesting conversation...

These are the live crabs we are talking about aren't they?
They haven't changed into those other nasty little critters have they? LOL
shazzPRME

It reminds me of a Derek and Clive sketch that talks about having the job of removing lobsters from Jane Mansfield's bottom.

I believe that, while initially painful, Pres could work out some sort of arrangement between himself and the crabs.

I mean, it's worth a try

Could be fatal Wowbagger...he might get to like it LOL
shazzPRME

Excuse me, is ther a doctor in the house, I think I have a bad case of crabs

*bursts into song*

I'm a dog...
a dirty drowning dog...
I drink camparui with marinated wild hog!
I have no sense...
I lick electric fence...
stuff live crabs down my pants
and do a celtic dance...

but when I can
I am a giving man
passing slimy eels to those who never ran

*slides a sizable eel down monsy's sweater neck*

I give it free...
it's just a fish to mee...
but when it touches you just wait and see!

*tickles monsy's side just to start the jig off*

(the lyrics were adapted from Primus 'dirty drowning man')

Why I think that the Prez *does* like the arangement with the crabs.

LOL His singing's certainly improved as a result

[Mew seems to have disappeared; Mewtwo abruptly bursts out through the wall, screaming with rage]

with rage? but the singing was so enjoyable

[comes back through the hole in the wall] Sorry. That was about another forum, the one where we're all skinny-dipping inside Velma the Whale.

You know I really should go and see what is going on in the whale, I get the feeling I'm missing out on quite a party

*suddenly finds herself a bit slimy* oh my......what is that!!!!, PREZ!!! you didn't??!! YOU DID!!!......quickly removes clothing in an attempt to free the somewhat distraught eel from her person.....
*turns to shorty while doing this and responds on the whale*
ermmmm...you might want to stay away for a bit as she seems to be a bit miffed
monsy

Not only miffed..positively bursting LOL...and on the move as well!
shazzPRME

I am sure that I do *not* want to know what is going on.....

Ooch! Ouch! Ah! Eeh!

that whale might work nicely for us too,
but in a whole different way...

Whoa! Wheelah! Yeeeoww!

Anyone hungry? REALLY hungry?

[cut to interior of Burger King] Yes, I'd like a cheese burger Big Kid's Meal* with a large fry, a root beer, and, oh, that pink thing outside.


Hey, I got a Magikarp with my Big Kid's Meal!


[In the Pokémon Kid's Meal stuff at Burger King, all Pokémon come in Poké Balls, except Mew, who comes in a pink, transparent sphere, and Mewtwo, who comes in a Spaarti cylindar.]


*(Yes, there is such a thing)