h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I feel it's time ... wait, what's that? [A noise like a small airplane becomes audible and Mew flies through the wall and hits Mewtwo with the pie. (Yes, Mr. Director, you did read that right: he flew through the wall and added a fortune to the budget.) Mewtwo falls backward.] Wagh!

Joins back into the fray with lemon merangue (?) pies and the odd pavlova (Aussie dessert for those who don't know)

Is good food better than good sex? I don't think so personally, but I'm interested in what others think.

Food coming my way! *dodge, weave, duck, catch, eat*
Yum!

I am not so sure........ New York cheesecake? I have had worse sex than that.

Hmmmmm, time for something different in this food fight, *opens bag and pulls out 2 dozen jellied octopi* CATCH *flings them in all directions*

Depends on the food and the sex, I think!

i'll see your jellied octopi and raise you two bussels of fried squid
*begins tossing squid wildly about the room*
monsy

I absolutely refuse to comment...I am rather biased atm!
I will see your squid and raise you 28lbs of jellied eels...and a few
litres of *licquor*...and it is meringue Wowbagger
shazzPRME

I see your squid and your jellied eels and raise you 4271 lbs of leviathan blubber! (I'll teach you lot to let me log on at home while reading the Illuminati trilogy! Bwahahahahahaha!)

And, Shazz, I think that its a wonderful thing that you're biased right now!

i will see your 4271 lbs of leviathan blubber and raise you a ton of shark steaks brushed with lemon pepper
hehe!!! might make a nice seafood platter in here right about now
monsy

My personal fav is Rocky Road. I've definitly had worse sex than that!

Lately I've had more Rocky Road than sex!

*catches Wowbagger's pavlova (luv the stuff), munches a bit then flings it at Marv*

Care for a nibble?

Hey Luna, just what are you offering for a nibble?????

Fish!
Wonderful smelly scaly fish!
fruit de mer,
salmon mousse,
sit and stare
and pick and choose

and i choose... to fold!
*calmly approaches saffire with a droopily
gazing sole the size of a bedsheet*

fold your poor soul into this sole!
*wraps sole around saff*

a saff-sole casserole!
carambole...

I wonder what made me do this strange thing?
Oh well, fish fish fish,
better than sex, or so you'd wish...

I see your one and I raise you two! [If anyone's looking, he is playing Poker with Mew, who puts in another two. Mewtwo reveals a full house.] Read 'em and weep! [Mew reveals four aces.] D'OH!

*takes giant whipped cream & strawberry sauce cannon, takes aim*

If you'd made that a strippoker scene, we might have spared you.
Now... I'm afraid you're up for creaming.

*completely obliterates the smoky poker scene*

Strawberry & Mew2 sundae!

I may have lost the spelling bee, but I'm am Australian, so I HAVE to win the seafood section.

I throw in:

5 kilos of Tiger Prawns
4 Moreton Bay Bugs
3 serves of calamari
2 dozen oysters (natural)
and a barramundi cooked in a mixture of lemon and herbs on a barbeque!!!

What makes this even better was that was exactly the menu we had for XMas dinner a couple of years ago. No lie.

(We also had chocolate mud cake instead of plum pudding for dessert )

Read 'em and weep!
WB

Darn Australians and their plentiful coastline!

Pass the barramundi, please!

A very fishy tail!
OK...onto hors d'oevres (Whoever said that had to be eaten at the
start of a meal!)
I'll start with canapes....and cheese balls....and the pate toasts
shazzPRME

Cheese balls with the little nuts coating them? I always suspected that they'd fly well...

*in the spirit of scientific discovery, she tosses a cheese ball at Marv, followed by several Ritz crackers, thrown as frisbies*

Yep!! They're the ones! Don't you just love the way the nuts fly off in a different direction to the rest!Gives a whole new meaning to *here we go gathering nuts in May!
shazzPRME

There are farr too many nuts in the room allready. Do we allready need more??